This is Traumatizing and Makes me Want a Hershey Bar

By jen

Fight Quest on Netflix Instant Thingie… Krav Maga

By jen

Jimmie had it hard, but Doug had it harder I think.  Gotta love this Avivit gal.  This is definitely the best episode so far and that Hopkido guy in Korea was kicking their asses badly a few episodes back but nothing like this.

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Free Book for Kindle with a Tagline That Screamed DOWNLOAD ME!

By jen

I am a huge fan of my Kindle App.  So much so I am wanting to buy a Kindle for myself.  I check all the time to see what free books they have offered.  Lately there are a great many debut novels in series fiction which I love.  This week is a sci/fi book called.  “Weapons of Coice (Axis of Time Book 1) by John Birmingham”

The first snippet from the synopsis had me laughing aloud and I clicked “send to my ipod” really fast.  Seriously… tell me this does not make you laugh.

”... a United Nations battle group, clustered around the U.S.S. Hillary Clinton (named after “the most uncompromising wartime president in the history of the United States”), is tasked in the year 2021 with stopping ethnic cleansing by an Islamist regime in Indonesia.”

It is Shoes Sunday! Woo Woo

By jen

Today I went shoe shopping… yes again.  It is a new season… duh.  Actually these are works shoes so seasons do not really pertain to pumps, but still.  I found red shoes.  They are not as red as I wanted but they will do and the stiletto makes up for the lack of blood hue.  Since they were on sale and i had to spend a certain amount to use my 15 bucks off coupon I had no choice but to buy the black shoes.  Can a girl really ever have enough Mary Janes?  Seriously…

Sorry for the weird angle, I forgot to take pics at the store in the shoe mirror.  I need a shoe mirror at home.  yes yes that is it!

Heh, Gotta Love The Kitty…

By jen

Sometimes I just love email funnies.   :)
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Awww kitty isn’t it beautiful… keep reading

FOR SALE:

One uselss fucking cat…

The Hot and The Fuknut Not

By jen

Bibi aka The Israeli Hawtness met with Prince Fuknut and I am amused at the body language in this photo.

The caption on this pic says “President Barack Obama listens as Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu speaks in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington May 18, 2009.”

I think it should say something like:

“Prince Fuknut scowls in disgust while enduring such close proximity to The Alpha Jew.”

“Prince Fuknut deeply troubled by the far more macho necktie choice of Bibi.”

“Bibi look at his aid and gestures Does this Fuknut have any clue what I am saying?“

“Bibi turns to Mossad Security and says, Did you pat this guy down before we started? He looks like he wants to strangle me.”

Can You Imagine Their Offspring? I Can…

By jen

I can…

Daddy’s nose and mommy’s eyes and mouth.  It is uncanny.  Alert the media!

Mark Harmon Moment aka Jen Hormone Indulgence…

By jen

I love NCIS as you all know and Mark Harmon has been a favorite of mine for years.  I remember watching him in Summer School and loving the stupid ass movie.  He is hot as hell.   To illustrate the cosmic injustice that is Men getting hotter as they age i submit the following evidence.

Yeah, he is hot.  57 and smokin’ fucking hot.

Ten Things I Just Cannot Muster The Energy to Give a Rat’s Ass About…

By jen

Here it goes..

1. The Office:  I have tried to watch this.  It sucks.  NEXT!


2. Global Climate Change:  Look,  you can tell me we have polluted the planet and i will agree.  you can tell me we have probably done some shitty things to the wilderness and I will agree.  But please do stop telling me Carbon Dioxide is a bad thing.  I swear to you now, if Prince Fuknut would just stop talking for a week and Al Gore were permanently ball gagged CO2 emissions would drop DRAMATICALLY.


3. Gay Marriage:  Seriously, the world is going to shit and we are worried about this?  Here is the deal.  When the terrorists are all dead and we are no longer at war as well as when we somehow manages to survive Prince Fuknut’s economic exsanguination of the world’s most important country, THEN…maybe I will give a rat’s ass about this.  Sorry guys.  I am not trying to piss anyone off here, but there is a goddamn bigger picture.  If it was up to me I would just outlaw marriage and say fuck everyone.  Now we are all equal.  We are all fucked.  Welcome to the world of political correctness.  Business contracts replace marriage, how about that?


4. Facebook


5. The survival of the US auto industry.  Fuck ‘em.  We have been putting the paddles to the chest of this dead body for fucking 50 years.  Let it go.  Funny how the left wants to unplug every comotose patient in the world, but cannot seem to let this rotting corpse go.


6. Wearing comfortable shoes.  Seriously, comfortable shoes are for the weak and the aged.


7. Who wins Survivor


8. Mint chocolate cihp ice cream.  Ewww.  Wtf is up with this flavor.  EVERYONE loves it.  You know what it tastes like?  Mylanta.  It fucking tastes like MYLANTA!


9. I do not give a shit if your own stupid actions rendered you unable to pay your mortgage.  Grow the fuck up.  I do not owe you anything, least of all a subsidized mortgage.


10. I do not give a shit if you are an Atheist .  In fact, no one gives a shit except other Atheists.  Now there are some of my fellow believers who believe they can help you see the light.  That said, most of us, we do not give a fuck.  However, if you Atheists out there could tone down the elitist bullshit I would appreciate it.  You do not believe, ok.. thanks. I will make a note of that.  But guess what?  If you sneeze I am wired to say, “God bless you”  why?  because I was taught that was a polite thing to say and I believe being polite is fucking important, more important than your pissy attitude about being blessed.  So basically… fuck off.

Happy Mother’s Day Tomorrow…

By jen

A friend sent me this yesterday it says from Melissa, but i do not recognize the email as hers.  Whoever sent it, it made me laugh and thanks.

Prestigious Mother of the Year!