Do YOU need an ODM?

By jen

I really hate making decisions. I mean i am totally capable..i just hate doing it. I would like to hire someone to make the little decisions in life that are annoying. I would have them decide what the family will eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I’ll gladly cook it! I just really get worn out trying to decide what to cook. An impartial 3rd party might just say..to hell with what this one and that one do and do not like…we are having MEATLOAF!!! Then I could refer all complaints to the Official Decision Maker and gleefully go about my own business.

I could bring my ODM to the grocery store with me so I do not have to spent the half an hour it takes to decipher the lable and find just PLAIN ranch dressing. Not bacon ranch…not garlic ranch… not fat free ranch or dijon ranch… PLAIN JANE RANCH. Then the ODM can move onto the femme products aisle and decipher the secret code of peri-pads and tampons. I saw a commercial today and am THRILLED to announce the addition of “plus size pads” for women size 14+ to the list of 90 million other special interest RAGS. How about pads for women tired of making freaking choices about pads. Maybe it could be in a bright yellow bag with flashing-strobe-chaser lights so that i can easily pick them out! And every time it is something different! Like a grab bag of femme products!

Well i will now make my official decision for the day and end this entry about nothing:)

-Jen