Ode to Ryan

By jen

There are certain things that really make me laugh and certain people that really make me laugh. Then there is Never. Never is probably the most spontaneously funny and genuinely sincere young man i know. He always manages to amuse me and entertain me even when I have the blahs. Below are a few recent exchanges with him. I first started chatting with Never on dalnet when I kept taunting him on his need for a new nick every five minutes. I would list the known nicks but then we would be here all day. Just note that for purposes of this entry: laserhobo = Never.

laserhobo:How are you?

JenDiva1969:i am fine. Singing with my radio, thats it

laserhobo:Bleh. You should be out fighting crime with your super-powers!

JenDiva1969:will you be my sidekick? You can ride in the side car and toss jujubees at pedestrians

laserhobo:Yes! You’ll be Terrifying Indestructible Woman with Lasers and I’ll be Humorous Ineffectual Boy!

JenDiva1969:hahahahahhaha

laserhobo:My battle cry will be “Ummm, get ‘em, Jennifer!”

JenDiva1969:i must post that somewhere

laserhobo:”Shut the fuck up, you idiot, that’s my real name and this is my secret identity!” “Oh, fuck. I did it again. Looks like they all have to die!” “We’ll just blame it on Scientologists like we always do.”

JenDiva1969:yes!!!

As you may all have noticed, at times I am prone to cynicism and basic disgust with life and all that it passes out from time to time. Never fear…NEVER is here!

JenDiva1969:i need some new excitment..bleh.

laserhobo:sigh Bleh. tons of trouble. :/ I wish the High-Quality Relationship Fairy (or at the very least, the High-Quality Sex Fairy) would visit you in the night and deposit someone under your pillow.

JenDiva1969:that is one of the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me! sniffle i am overwraught with emotion.

laserhobo:giggle Is it? I was pretty sure it would rank up there with the most bizarre.

JenDiva1969:that too, but still one of the nicest.

laserhobo:If the High-Quality Sex Fairy or High-Quality Relationship Fairy (either one) drops by your house, tell her to swing by mine as well. I’ve got … $3.84 she can have, to make it worth her while. Make sure you tell her so.

JenDiva1969: I will pass that on for you.

laserhobo:Or, depending upon the type of fairy, I’ve got an absolutely fabulous belt he can have.

JenDiva1969:hahahah

laserhobo:I had hoped that would amuse you. :>

Now, Never will read this and feel the biting pressure of coming up with more pithy and entertaining remarks and when he does, I will post them.

more later!

-j