A List Of Things That Made Me Laugh This Week…

By jen

• I have totally forgiven Agent Provocateur for hiring Maggie Gyllenhaal because they produced this T-Shirt.
• Celebrity Sex Tapes We Never Want To See from Maxim. On the list… Chris Berman in Rumbin’ Fumblin’ Humpin’; Elizabeth Taylor in A Lesbian Taylor; Larry King in Larry Kink Live.
• The Manliest Girly Drinks
• How to Break The Internet
• Katie Holmes annoys the fuck out of me… this is known. It is a combination of a complete lack of talent, ruining my Christian Bale Latex Wearing Fantasy movie moment by talking out of the side of her mouth for 2 hours, and then there is the whole Tom Spooge Cruise thing. But this new hair and freakishly thin appearance has her looking like a Posh clone, only far less interesting. Maybe she thinks if she looks enough like Posh and hangs around with her enough that her midget troglodyte husband will turn into David Beckham; the hottest man on the planet and the most perfect example of the “Hip Thingie” ever.
• 20 photographs taken at exactly the right angle!