A List Of Things That Made Me Laugh This Week…

Author: jen

29 Nov

I have totally forgiven Agent Provocateur for hiring Maggie Gyllenhaal because they produced this T-Shirt.
Celebrity Sex Tapes We Never Want To See from Maxim. On the list… Chris Berman in Rumbin’ Fumblin’ Humpin’; Elizabeth Taylor in A Lesbian Taylor; Larry King in Larry Kink Live.
The Manliest Girly Drinks
How to Break The Internet
Katie Holmes annoys the fuck out of me… this is known. It is a combination of a complete lack of talent, ruining my Christian Bale Latex Wearing Fantasy movie moment by talking out of the side of her mouth for 2 hours, and then there is the whole Tom ~~Spooge~~ Cruise thing. But this new hair and freakishly thin appearance has her looking like a Posh clone, only far less interesting. Maybe she thinks if she looks enough like Posh and hangs around with her enough that her ~~midget~~ ~~troglodyte~~ husband will turn into David Beckham; the hottest man on the planet and the most perfect example of the “Hip Thingie” ever.
20 photographs taken at exactly the right angle!