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redc1c4 on Sign #3341235 That I am a Masochist: American Airlines EditionAll this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back, please and do not take the whole fucking article and my fucking picture and create a fucking category called "Rants by Jen", ok? I am all about fair use and sharing my wisdom, but shamelessly ripping my shit off wholesale and then acting like you are doing me a favor is a bitch ass move. Copyright Demurejen © 2008 until the end of fucking time, bitches
Jan
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1. When did Robert Downey Jr get hot? I am so use to the drug addled Robert that I do not know what to think. I have always thought it was tragic how fucked up he is. He is funny and brilliant and well fucked up. Hopefully he has his shit together for good. New [...]
Jan
31
Fabulous… “And maybe America, and Europe, and Japan, and Canada—the rich counties—would say, ‘OK, we just have to slow down our economy and cut back our greenhouse gas emissions ‘cause we have to save the planet for our grandchildren.’ We could do that…’ Misunderstood statement? Post Coital Brain Fart from his “personal assistant” who knows? [...]
Jan
31
Clinton says she can control her husband: “I think whatever he said which was certainly never intended to cause any kind of offense to anyone,” Clinton said, “if it did give offenses then I take responsibility and I’m sorry about that.” “Can you control him?” asked McFadden. “Oh of course,” Clinton replied. That has to [...]
Jan
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Jan
29
Yay! Let’s glorify how fantastic it is to be pregnant at 16! woo woo. Nickelodeon is off my list of kid channels. The network that gave us Dora, Diego, Wonderpets, and Backyardigans is on the blocked list. In what amounts to nothing less than shameful, they have decided to go ahead and air the final [...]
Jan
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Jan
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Jan
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Jan
28
I really wanted him to see this so I am posting it. I received it from Kat via email. 22 Ways To Be A Good Democrat THIS IS NOT SO HARD EVEN A CAVE MAN CAN DO IT…. 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to [...]
Jan
26
Don’ t ask me to explain. You just have to do it. Go shoot some darts.