New Things I Hate and Probably a Few Old Ones Reiterated…
A whole lotta meh…
- I hate my Palm Treo 750. I mean I really frickin’ hate it. The only good thing about it is the QWERTY board. The rest is shit. IT SUCKS.
- American Idol’s audition episodes. It is a freak fest and merely an effort for Fox to humiliate as many people as possible. Granted it is also a great documentation of how the world is absolutely full of people who have no clue how deranged they are.
- Britney Spears: The Catastrophe: I do not hate the girl, how is it possible to hate someone who is so obviously out of her mind? I rarely pity celebrities, really I find them all to be totally deserving of all the bullshit their deranged lifestyles provide them. This girl though, she is just broken and it seems everyone around her is more interested in making a buck than getting her committed. She may be an adult, but there is more than enough documented examples of her insanity to have any judge, even one in California, lock her up. Instead the mom, having hopped off that train wreck has decided to cash in on Jamie Lynn Spears: The Sequel. Can parents control their adult kids? No. But they can sure as hell lock em up before they kill themselves. But wait… maybe mom can write a book about how she tried so hard to save the girl. It is just all so horribly sad. Odd how Federline, white trash he may be, managed to be the only person around who gives a shit about the kids. Yeah yeah say what you want about the money, a gold digger isn’t as bad as what the alternative for those kids is. This girl needs to be prayed for.
- Politics at the moment. I keep wanting to dive in and have my rant, but to do that I feel I need a”right choice” to point at and I am not sure there is one.
- Moving. I really hate moving and I am about to do it for the 3rd time in less than two years. This one is for a while though. I signed 26 months on the lease. Can you say jetted soaking tub and HUGE kitchen with granite and stainless? Yes yes you can. I will cook for you all as soon as I am settled in.
- Sharepoint 2007: My pain has a name and it is MOSS 2007. Fuck you, microsoft.
- Internet filtering in the work place. Just tell me why I can get to dialidol.com but not my fucking gmail account or gizmodo.com?
- Windows Media Player, the new one. The old one was bad enough. The new one is a fucking nightmare.
- Dr. Phil, the Britney thing was the final straw.
- Oprah, I cannot have a list of things I hate without the Big O on it. Fucking TV network now? Jesus, someone find a sex tape or something already so we can be done with this one. I despise the self righteous, narcissistic, condescending bullshit. I really do.
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One Response so far
January 18th, 2008
4:35 pm
Congrats on the move! House or a fabulous sounding apartment? Just have a hobo start a fire for you so you don’t have to move anything and start fresh. Moving is a bitch.
Britney – Feh! Some people are a waste of valuable oxygen – there has to be a way to have someone committed that is so obviously a danger not only to herself, but the general public with her midnight drag races with the paps. I’m not a mental health professional and I can diagnose that skanks illnesses.
What’s up with the politics lately? I’m at a total loss as to who, what or why. I can’t even begin to choose who I want to support, although I don’t have a problem deciding who’s a raving loon. Tom Cruise’s latest videos remind me very much of the way Hillary has been captured in interviews lately. Closet KSW LRH tech using robot? Hmm.
I want to like Fred! He is really a strong candidate, but I don’t see it happening for him with the non-political masses. Huck makes me ashamed to be conservative cuz he’s a born-again nutcase. Mitt, well Mitt is Morman. I know that Morman’s are right-living, good folks, but I know too much about their doctrine to trust a Mormon to run the country. Call me biased or whatever – we all have to vote our conscience. Giuliani – meh. McCain – sorry, he’s too creepy to look at for the next 4-8 years no matter how great he may or may not be. Yeah, it’s a shallow reason to not support someone, but really – he’s practically an albino which just makes me think of that old Chevy Chase, Goldie Hawn Movie, Foul Play… Paul – just wow. No words. I’m at a complete loss.
When Democrats start to look mildly appealing as in “I guess if Obama won it might not be worse than the She-Clinton” I’m really up a creek politically. I keep reading the Internet, watching TV and checking Ace hoping that someone really makes a real statement to me.
As to Oprah – what the hell? Why didn’t she just run for President? She’s hellbent on monopolizing our minds through total media control, so she should have gone all out.
Dr. Phil is just a half-step up from Dr. Laura in my book (I will never forgive XM Radio for bumping The Sattellite Sisters for her crazed rants). If you watch his show, it’s just because you want to see Maury without the DNA testing.
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