What do you think?

Congrats on the growing  family.  All I have to say about this particular power couple is I could care less about his politics or hers.  They are always with their kids.  They are adopting and breeding and it is obvious they care very much for their kids because they are one of the few celebs you see on the town with the whole crew and no nannies/mannies/au pairs in tow.

Yay!  They got interviewed by Matt Lauer about their current efforts to have a child/children (its twins!) with an indian surrogate.

Read the article and watch the video!

“What I Killed Today”

Proof there is literally a blog for everything you can possibly think of.

This guy euthanizes animals for a living and eulogizes each day on his blog.

wow…

Conservative Blogger of the Year at CPAC…

Your The Shit, hon.

It is the constant droning bullshit complaint of the liberals. The Europeans have this and that. The French get state mandated vacation time every year. The Euros get better health care and state funded health care. Movie stars, wannabes and idiots alike love the tree hugging, surrender monkey Europeans. I could go on all day about this shit, but how about I just link to two articles instead.

A 34-year-old Italian man who had sex with a 13-year-old girl has had his sentence cut by a two-thirds because a court decided there was “real love” between the pair.

Ahh yes, this is what we need to pattern our laws on, folks. Let’s live in a country who says it is ok for a 34 letch to fuck your 13 year old daughter if he loves her and she loves him back. Wtf? 13 year old girls are idiots.

Love this passage:

The court in Vicenza accepted their opinion and sentenced de Pascale to only one year and four months in jail out of a possible 12-year term.

Because of a general amnesty for anyone who receives a sentence of less than three years, de Pascale is unlikely to serve any prison time for his Lolita-esque romance.

Fucking idiots and their fucking stupid ass laws. Argh…

In other news of Europe we have this Fucktard.

I have believed and noted numerous times to friends and in the previous incarnation of this blog that we will see a Muslim Theocracy in Europe in the next 25 years. I would have bet the Ranch it was going to be France or one of those Fjord Thingie countries, but apparently the Esteemed Archbishop of Canterbury is doing his part to see it come to the UK.

I have no words. I really freakin’ don’t.

My husband said something the other day that was an over exaggeration, but after reading this shit I think he is on to something. He says, “I think 90% of the people on this planet do not deserve to live. They serve no purpose but to bring the rest of us down and suck up all the damn resources.”

While I think 90% is pretty high, I would agree to wiping out a hefty chunk of the globe. Honestly, I think if we marketed this properly we could get the Enviroweenies on board. They all want us to stop breeding anyway. Plus, imagine the reversal of CO2 in the atmosphere if we unassed say, oh… 3 billion idiots?

I will segue into another conversation I had that night with a friend online. He laughed at the comment from my husband and then we somehow got onto immigration and 14 million illegals in this country. I said, you know, what with all the Bureaucratic bullshit we all deal with at work we might be better served deporting 14 million MBA’s ; at least the illegals in my state do a job and serve a purpose. These other guys… Not so much.

JenNote: I am in a really shitty mood. So I am sure tomorrow I will be slightly less Pro-Genocide than today.

“I plan to abolish the AMT”

I officially endorse John McCain.

Had I made just three thousand dollars more this year, which I actually did by my benefit costs come out pre-tax, I would have owed the IRS 5k in addition to the 11k we already paid in this year in withholding alone.  So yeah, McCain is my guy now. I need a banner and a bumper sticker.

I am in the new place!  Yay me!  That said… moving sucks.  We did what grown ups do this time round… we hired young people to do the heavy lifting.  It was bliss.  5.5 hours of manual labor for 300 bucks plus gratuity.  Worth twice that.

The new place is phenomenal… honestly.  It is a home without all the bullshit like a lawn and property taxes.  My master bedroom is HUGE and the master bath is enough to make me all giddy.  Two words… Jetted Tub.  Need I say more?

Hands down, the best thing about this place other than the dark hardwood floors and fireplace and 12 foot ceilings in the living room?  I have a ginormous kitchen with stainless appliances and granite counters.  It get emotional walking into it.

I am still in the midst of unpacking but making progress!

Gallo over on ESPN wrote “The Five Stages of Patriots Grief” and I am still laughing over it. Thanks to Unabrewer for the linkie. Read a few excerpts…

Stage 1: Denial and isolation

No! No! No! No! Noooooooooooo! No! No! No! No! No! Noooooooooooo! This did not happen.

There is no way Eli Manning—Eli Manning!—stopped us in the Super Bowl from going 19-0. Eli Manning did not just beat Tom Brady. Tom Brady did not get knocked out of the playoffs in back-to-back years by the Manning brothers. I refuse to believe it. Such a world does not exist.

Stage 2: Anger

You [Bill Belichick] just got outcoached by Tom Coughlin. Badly. By Tom Coughlin! Half of the man’s brain is still frozen from the Green Bay game, yet he made you look like Rich Kotite.
And Tom Brady … really? You needed a haircut from your stylist the night before the game?!

Maybe you should have spent more time watching film, you dainty little girl. And didn’t you learn anything from Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson?

Stage 3: Bargaining

I can’t even believe I’m saying this, but do you want me to admit that Tom Brady is overrated? I will. I’ll say it. I’ll say it if you’ll let the Patriots play the game over. Do you see how far you’re making me go? How much I want this? He’s been folding under pressure in big games for three years in a row. He’s like a Manning, but with a better jaw line and two fewer Super Bowls since 2004.
Stage 4: Depression

Life is not worth living.

Now I have nothing. They’ll get over it. They’re rich. They have hot wives and girlfriends. But I have nothing. Just this tattoo on my head and a crappy, second-shift job at Dunkin’ Donuts.

There’s not hope for the future, either.

Tom Brady is balding. He’s past his prime… His ankle is hurt. His shoulder is all messed up. Who knows what else is being hidden in the injury report. Gout? Scabies? Mumps? Measles? Rubella? Gisele will see the writing on the wall soon enough. She’ll dump him. Then he’ll start dating Jessica Simpson. And then it will get worse from there. Three years from now, he’ll have a 65 quarterback rating and four kids with Britney Spears. We should just use our first-round pick this year to draft a quarterback and get it over with. Goodbye, Tom.

Stage 5: Acceptance

OK. So we lost. It happened. We were 18-0 and lost in the Super Bowl to Eli friggin’ Manning and the New York Giants. It still sounds insane to say that out loud, but facts are facts.

Truth is, I’m fine with it. That’s three years in a row the Patriots haven’t won a Super Bowl. What kind of dynasty is that? If they’re not going to represent Boston the right way and win championships, they can get lost. I’ll go back to pretending they don’t exist like I did before January 2002.

It is brilliance, go read the rest.

205 Facts:

This is the kind of stuff that really sticks in my brain. Good if you are my Trivial Pursuit partner, useless otherwise.  Some other person afflicted with excessive useless knowledge  compiled a list.  Many are new to me!  Yay!  Here are a few.

1. The cruise line, Queen Elizabeth II, moves six inches for each gallon of diesel it burns.  JenNote: And people bitch about my desire to buy an big ass SUV? Fuck you.
   


2. “Stewardesses” is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand


3. It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year’s supply of footballs.
   

There is much interesting little useless factoids here.

Bunnies!