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I am not sure why everyone seems to think Price William is the hot one. Harry is definitely the hot one, he actually looks like a man, not a horse faced woman.
Her vagina is a tomb! Gee that sounds… uhm… dark and dusty?
Do not click… only woe lies HERE!
And the winner for Best Twat in a Major Idiotic Moment goes to… Marion Cotillard. No doubt this delightful gal is on her way to being a French National Treasure.
4 Responses so far
March 3rd, 2008
10:33 pm
Hot Ginge is nice to look at…I have a cute little redheaded son that may one day be a hottie too – not too many of those.
What, her body’s not a wonderland? A tomb is an unfortunate choice of metaphor.
That butt was too scary – to actually pay for that…
Marion Cotillard is beautiful, but still French, ya know.
March 4th, 2008
2:34 am
ok the Cotillard chic didn’t surprise me at all, you didn’t actually think they would give the oscar to someone who actually had a brain did you?
Kate Beckinsale…it may be a tomb but what a way to go ;p
and I like a little junk in the trunk but dayamm
March 4th, 2008
8:12 am
That is not junk in the trunk… that is a VW in the trunk. What happens if she has a flat? Do they come with a spare?
March 4th, 2008
3:03 pm
yeah but it is one of those donut spares so she would still be lopsided ;p
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