American Idol: The Guys 80s Music

By jen

Luke Menard is first singing Wake Me Up Before You Go Go. Sucks. Ok he really sucks. I cannot decide if he looks like a reject Orland Bloom or a Reject Luke Perry. Either way, it isn’t good. He should have left week one. Is he vote for the worst’s poster boy? He has ZERO charisma… think bad karaoki.

David Archuletta is brilliant as he always is but he needs to stop singing slow depressing songs.

Noriega kid, meh…

The Stripper David Hernandez is singing Celine Dionne or some other screaming woman’s song. He would make a really beautiful drag queen, just sayin’

Michael Johns My Boy From Oz… Simple Minds song I think… he is good, i like looking at him he is a grown up. This was not fabulous but it was certainly not bad. He is a star or will be soon.

David Cook Hello, like you have never heard it EMO!. A vast improvement over the original, I would buy that song. David is kicking ass. Plus, his hotness factor is not lost on me. He is no daughtry, but close. Ok, after that last little look of his… i am thinking he has daughtry potential.

Jason Castro what a dork. I like him though usually. Ok he is singing that Shrek song. Is it just me or does he look like Nancy McKeon or whatever her name is, from Facts of Life? He is pretty in a weird way. He was ok, better than that Pendejo Luke.

Paula, while sober this season, is fucking annoying.

Jacuzzi meh

David Cook and Jason Castro take the night.

UPDATE:  Their videos…

David Cook won the night, hands down with his arrangement of Hello.

Jason Castro was a close second…