American Idol: The Girls

By jen

Ayeshia (Sp): Oh god Whitney Houston music.  KILL ME NOW.  Not anything good Whitney which was only the stuff on her Bodyguard Soundtrack.  The rest sucked.  This sucks. Karaoke…. NEXT

I think we need an audio cleansing moment after that:  Adema’s The Way You Like It

Kady Malloy or whatever her name is.. The highlander song… GOD SHE SUCKS.  She has that Paris Hilton lazy eye thing going on.  NEXT

Cleansing Moment: Linkin Park’s Bleed It Out

Amanda with the head injury: Joan Jett? Of course, what else?  I hate myself for loving you.  She does nothing for me at all.  She is good and all, but meh.  I am sorry.

Cleanser:  The best rockin’ bitch in the 80’s  Pat Benatar’s Heartbreaker

Karly the irish chick:  She is pretty, her jeans suck, Drove All Night…  This was Cyndy Lauper, right?  Meh…

Cleanser: This reminds me of being in the 80s for some reason, considering it is new.  Nickelback’s Rockstar

Kristy Lee Cook: She is singing journey….  Faithfully.  For the record, I fucking hated this song when it came out by the actual band.  The fact she is putting a Dixie Chick’s flavor on this doesn’t make me love it anymore.   MAKE. HER. STOP.  Could have been worse, she could have mutilated Don’t Stop Believin’

Cleanser: Real Journey… Lovin’ Touchin’ Squeezin’

Ramiele:  Against All Odds!  I’ll be back… I need to vomit.  She has a beautiful voice, but argh.

Cleanser: AC/DC  You Shook Me All Night Long

Brook: Love is a Battlefield!  I dig Brook.  I really do.  We do not need a cleanser after Brook.

Syesha (Sp): More Whitney, You Give Good Love.  Better than the other girl’s Whitney tripe, but still… meh.   I hate the screaming singing thing.

Cleanser: Styx Renegade