American Idol Results Commentary:
I hate production numbers. I mean I fucking hate them and their Up With People fucking vibe. Argh.
Update: This show could take place in the span of two commercial breaks if we didn’t have to endure the fucking “recaps”. I am not feelin’ it tonight.
Update: Carly is safe, duh. Michael Johns aka “Jennifer’s Lust Toy” is safe. Jason Castro with the pretty eyes is safe. Sayanara, girl needs to comb that hair a bit. Bottom three, uhm… DUH.
UGH Paula is dancing in place like some sort of a bad flashback to Square Pegs 80’s esque accckk.
You know what i need? Cookies. I need gooey chocolate cookies. And a Coach Bag. Oh yeah and some new sneakers.
UPDATE: Jacuzzi is safe, Ryan is a cocksucker and he wants the juice of the dark berry by the way he is looking at Jacuzzi. Poor guy is terrified. Amanda is safe. David Cook… mmmm lose the hat dipshit. He is safe. Kristy, the lovely girl, she is in the bottom three… duh.
Oh good, waste my time with more bullshit. Phone calls from fans, gag STOP NOW!
Kat McPhee looks great. For some reason she looks like a healthier version of Posh to me.
Can we belabor this anymore? Seriously. I hate you FOX. I. HATE. YOU.
UPDATE: David Muffaletta is safe. Brooke is cute and safe, of course. We love Brooke. Stripper Boy and Ramiele are left…. Stripper Boy is on the bottom… probably a familiar memory from his dancin’ career. Oh… that was crass, even for me.
I say, Blondie is going home. Though they all sucked. Finally… lets get this over with… I have Top Chef to watch. Shut the fuck up, Paula. Sayanara is safe… for now. Stripper boy is going home! Holy shit. He sucked, but they sucked so much more! This is moms not letting their teenagers vote for a gay male dancer? Maybe?
5 Responses so far
March 12th, 2008
11:13 pm
Ack! This is why I record the results show and fast forward. My high school performance choir did better production numbers of the Doobie’s “Listen to the Music”, which I thought was the most annoying fucking thing ever. Very obviously I was wrong. Kristy needed to go, though.
March 13th, 2008
8:47 am
I was kind of surprised that gay stripper dude was sent home, as I really thought blonde country girl was gone. Though, I’m not particularly disappointed either way. I’m not sure if her singing was awful or the arrangement of her song was awful, or both, but it really didn’t work.
Anyway, I could be wrong, but didn’t they just have the person being sent home sing in previous years during the elimination shows and not the bottom three? I can’t really remember, or perhaps it’s because I usually record it and fast forward through the parts I don’t want to see/hear, but what makes them think I want to hear the worst three performances from the previous night again? Why not have the top two or three in the voting sing again, and then have the person eliminated sing one last time? Or, just shorten the show to a half hour (which, of course, will never happen)?
March 13th, 2008
9:29 am
Jason,
They are making it as long as stupid a show as ever. I do not recall all the losers singing either.
Mel,
Production numbers are the work of the devil.
March 13th, 2008
9:37 am
Yeah, they changed that, probably because of the chick a couple of weeks ago who almost had a full-metal-jacket meltdown when she had to sing after being eliminated. I alway thought that was cruel, anyway.
March 13th, 2008
11:46 pm
“full-metal-jacket meltdown…”
Ha! That was just on. “Private Pyle, what is your major malfunction?” Kapow!
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