Mar

13

What Issues Can Barry O Solve?

By jen

FrankJ in his infinite brilliance and startling wisdom volunteers some ideas including:

* Lack of trendy dog sweaters.

* Uneven M&M color distribution.

* America’s post offices need better decorations.

* Bunny rabbits need more hugs.

* Too many honkeys (his pastor can help him with that one).


A damn fine start he has made there. I feel Barry O, based on his resume and his vast political experience, is totally qualified for these tough issues. Have a look at the rest of his suggestions and those of his commenter’s. Lots of fun.

UPDATE: From FrankJ’s Comments comes truly inspired suggestions from SlowRide:

He could be the extra finger needed when you tie a bow.

He could start a commission on the reason socks are always missing from the dryer.

He could re-start a dancing traffic cop program.

He could focus on real American problems like why the amount of Hotdogs doesn’t match the amount of hotdog buns?

He could bring the Teenage Mutant Turtles to Iraq and shut down AQ from the sewer system.

#9 – Posted by: Slow Ride on March 13, 2008 04:28 PM

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I truly believe Obama can split atoms with his mind. But can he solve our hobo crisis?

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