For those of you who live in the South, that is capital S south.

“If you have suffered a Vagical Fallout please press 1”

Please go there…

The S.U.I.T has be crying.

I am taking my arbitrarily angry ass on outta here….

Luke Menard is first singing Wake Me Up Before You Go Go. Sucks. Ok he really sucks. I cannot decide if he looks like a reject Orland Bloom or a Reject Luke Perry. Either way, it isn’t good. He should have left week one. Is he vote for the worst’s poster boy? He has ZERO charisma… think bad karaoki.

David Archuletta is brilliant as he always is but he needs to stop singing slow depressing songs.

Noriega kid, meh…

The Stripper David Hernandez is singing Celine Dionne or some other screaming woman’s song. He would make a really beautiful drag queen, just sayin’

Michael Johns My Boy From Oz… Simple Minds song I think… he is good, i like looking at him he is a grown up. This was not fabulous but it was certainly not bad. He is a star or will be soon.

David Cook Hello, like you have never heard it EMO!. A vast improvement over the original, I would buy that song. David is kicking ass. Plus, his hotness factor is not lost on me. He is no daughtry, but close. Ok, after that last little look of his… i am thinking he has daughtry potential.

Jason Castro what a dork. I like him though usually. Ok he is singing that Shrek song. Is it just me or does he look like Nancy McKeon or whatever her name is, from Facts of Life? He is pretty in a weird way. He was ok, better than that Pendejo Luke.

Paula, while sober this season, is fucking annoying.

Jacuzzi meh

David Cook and Jason Castro take the night.

UPDATE:  Their videos…

David Cook won the night, hands down with his arrangement of Hello.

Jason Castro was a close second… 

I am not sure why everyone seems to think Price William is the hot one.  Harry is definitely the hot one, he actually looks like a man, not a horse faced woman.

Her vagina is a tomb!  Gee that sounds… uhm… dark and dusty?

Do not click… only woe lies HERE!

When butts go bad…

And the winner for Best Twat in a Major Idiotic Moment goes to… Marion Cotillard.  No doubt this delightful gal is on her way to being a French National Treasure.

McCain being a POW is overrated…

From the stage, the 73-year-old seemed to denigrate the importance of John McCain’s time as a prisoner of war in Vietnam. In an interview with the Observer afterward, she suggested that Barack Obama benefits—and Clinton suffers—because Americans view racism more seriously than sexism.

“Suppose John McCain had been Joan McCain and Joan McCain had got captured, shot down and been a POW for eight years. [The media would ask], ‘What did you do wrong to get captured? What terrible things did you do while you were there as a captive for eight years?’” Steinem said, to laughter from the audience.

McCain was, in fact, a prisoner of war for around five-and-a-half years, during which time he was tortured repeatedly. Referring to his time in captivity, Steinem said with bewilderment, “I mean, hello? This is supposed to be a qualification to be president? I don’t think so.”

I mean what do you even say to this?  Maybe…

Well, not to sound like a racist, but it has a bit more to do with being qualified for president than say uhm… BEING BLACK!   How about having more to do with being president than uhm… HAVING OVARIES!  Both of which seem to be the main qualification for president the two libs have to offer us.

What a cunt.  I honestly thought this gal was dead, sort of like everyone thinks Abe Vigoda is dead.

Where did the illustrious Ms. Steinham say these delightful little words?  Where else, Austin.  The only safe place in Texas to say such shit.  This is just another reason for me to form the coalition to wall off this festering boil on my beloved state and let them rot in their own fucking sense of entitlement and specialness.  They can all be victims together!

Honestly I could go on a tirade here about feminism and black power but I am tired of stating the obvious about both bullshit movements.   Feminism as well as the civil rights movement overstepped their fucking legitimacy to me the minute they pushed their bullshit agenda’s past equal right under the law and into special status because of the color of their skin and the fact they have a fucking uterus.

Fucking political correctness, it will be the end of us all.  Well, not us in Texas… we are backward that way, you know we still love America, our women are mouthy in a good way, and we still work for a living here.