This should make you sick…

Thanks to Unabrewer

One of my favorites from High School…

Ugh… I am sure this is sexist and racist on some level.

I think I am gonna post as I go tonight… sorry about the typos in advance. I am in Oak Pollen HELL, tonight. To start the night… I HATE RYAN SEACREST.

Theme: Year You Were Born

Ramielle: 1987 She sure freakin’ talks a lot. STFU and sing… or whatever it is you do. Did I mention I was in a bad mood? Heart’s Alone... I have a bad feeling about this. Bitch is gonna fuck with Ann Wilson perfection. OH GOD! MAKE. IT. STOP. My ears! Ugh… THAT SUCKED ASS.

Randy: wrong song choice. Too big a song.

Paula: Fucking blah blah blah. Bitch is shit faced, that or her face is droopy for some reason.

Simon: In a Nutshell: If you got through last week after sucking shit, this was better than that, so you should be fine. Hah.

Paula has on these stupid freakin’ gloves. As Christian would say, She needs some gays.

While there is a commercial on: I would like to state that I am disgusted. I graduated in 1987 and the slaughter of a song so near and dear to me at 18 is almost more than I can bear. I fear for the tone of the rest of this posting. Definitely “R” rated.

I have an overwhelming urge to strangle Ryan.

Jason: 1987 Please sing something good, Jason. I like you. Pretty eyed boy. He would be really handsome with real hair. Ok, my kids were screaming and my husband was talking. I have no idea what he is singing. Fragile I think. He is less annoying than Ramalamadingdong or whatever her name is. Ok, he was good. Of course everything sounds good after the previous. He sounds stoned when he talks.

Randy: Good choice. Liked the Spanish touch. (He was singing in spanish? I am medicated folks.)

Paula: This bitch never says anything. Btw, half her dress is gone. Looks like she got in a bar fight.

Simon: Two bad weeks. Please take this more seriously. Yeah, whatever. (more…)

Excellent article at Villainous Company:

Recently in response to some disturbing videos of his pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama urged America to have a long overdue conversation about race. An honest conversation.

I often wonder if we will ever get to that point, or indeed if such a thing as an honest conversation on race is even possible in this country? I don’t see how it can be, when the truth of the matter is that we are still so conscious of skin color that we refuse to conduct the conversation in a race-neutral fashion?

Consequently, blacks are allowed to say certain things:

Obama acknowledges, with no small irony, that he benefits from his race.If he were white, he once bluntly noted, he would simply be one of nine freshmen senators, almost certainly without a multimillion-dollar book deal and a shred of celebrity. Or would he have been elected at all?

Yet if whites say exactly the same thing, they are accused of racism:

“If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position,” Ferraro told a local California newspaper last week.”And if he was a woman (of any color) he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept,” Ferraro said.

The only difference between those two statements, really, is the skin color of the speaker. So why did Ms. Ferraro’s comment create such a furor? And more importantly, why on earth has Mr. Obama mischaracterized her comment, when he freely admitted his race has conferred some political advantages?

More excellent stating of the obvious from Rachel:   In reference to a clip from The View

My very favorite part of the clip is when Joy Behar says that white people “haven’t been oppressed for the past millions of years”.Um Joy? Number one, there haven’t been humans on Earth for that long, and number two, blacks haven’t been oppressed any more than anyone else (who isn’t black themselves) throughout time. Again, I urge a thorough reading of some books on ancient history; it would help the debate a lot. You could read about Asian, Indian, and African history for starters.

Oh, and since we’re having the long-awaited “open and honest discussion” about race, I may as well pile on. Check this out. People are pissed because the following Vogue cover makes Lebron James look like King Kong and therefore is raaaacist…

He doesn’t look like King Kong to me. He looks like a bad muhfugger who could literally leap over my head and totally kick my ass in a game of H.O.R.S.E.

Sweetness and Light has a letter from Barry O’s church that is pretty startling:

I must tell you that Israel was the closest ally to the White Supremacists of South Africa. In fact, South Africa allowed Israel to test its nuclear weapons in the ocean off South Africa. The Israelis were given a blank check: they could test whenever they desired and did not even have to ask permission. Both worked on an ethnic bomb that kills Blacks and Arabs.

There is this disgusting trend in America these days, not just in the workforce, education, and politics, but in parenting as well. The celebration of mediocrity.

The bosses who walk around stroking the egos of their employees and constantly telling them how great a job their doing, when in fact they are just doing what they are paid to do.

Teachers and schools rewarding students with parties because everyone did their homework for an entire month!

Adjusting perfect attendance policies to “missing X number of days or less per year” is not perfect attendance.

Politicians bragging about all the bills they pushed to the floor and legislation they sponsored. Making a big deal over the hours they worked to get a particular issue addressed. Is that not their job? (more…)

Talking to a guy today on break. Typical white person you know the type…

He had watched the news this weekend with his 20 year old Barry O lovin’ daughter and asked her the pertinent questions as to why she was going to vote for him etc. Being a 20 year old liberal sort of negates the ability to take anything she says seriously, but humor me here. He asked her, what happens if the super delegates give this to Hillary?

She says without missing a beat, “I will vote for McCain.”

She is young and naive, right? That is why she said it, surely. Not so much….

This is right in line with the inability of the average Obama supporter to give you a serious reason for their allegiance. Hell, I have talked to people a great deal in the last weeks, asking about taxes, health care, even the war. These folks do not all share my politics or views, but they are certainly not like Barry O. When after getting all that pesky issue nonsense out of the way I ask them, “Then how is it you are wearing an Obama ‘08 button?”

There is usually this confused silence followed by general disgust that I do not “Get it.” No, frankly I do not. This young woman is probably not the only voter with the same plan. How do you jump from Obama to Mccain? (more…)

Flip Video

This is the only Someecards.com Easter card which isn’t going to offend anyone. The others are hilarious as well.