My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a Web Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back please. Copy Whatevah Demurejen 2008
Mar
8
The first question I have for the folks who hire out the actually parenting part of parenting is, “Why the fuck didn’t you just get a dog? Why bring a child into this world you had no intention of adjusting your life to raise?”
Shit like this article illustrate perfectly what is wrong with the world [...]
Mar
8
I just posted this link over in Ace’s comments and I cannot seem to stop watching it. My hormones are winning…
Mar
7
It is no secret my love of Project Runway which I believe is the best reality tv show ever. I have loved every single season and not just because I am a fashion whore. Christian Siriano has displaced Jay as my favorite winner with a flare I thought we wouldn’t see again after Jay.
It is [...]
Mar
7
I will not even address the issue of a 100k dollar shower…
I will skip right to the, Holy Shit that is a fire hose aimed right at your ass! Can you imagine waking up in the morning and stepping into what amounts to a carwash for human beings? Talk about a wake up routine. [...]
Mar
6
The Other Boleyn Girl which according to the commercials, “Everyone is talking about!” Yeah, right. Scarlett and Natalie… yawn.
Lost: watched season one and that was more than enough.
Gay Marriage: Legal, not legal whatever. I have opinions, but nothing I would fight over.
Tight Assed Conservative Women: Grow the fuck up. [...]
Mar
6
My comments on this post at The Jawareport about how terrible men are especially you dirty boys who comment at Ace’s blog. Yeah and Ace too… shame on you all for being such… such… men!
I am sick and fucking tired of women bitching about being objectified… really I am. GROW THE FUCK UP.
wow, [...]
Mar
6
Christian won, of course. Why? Cuz he is Fierce!
Rami was second and was also brilliant, though I am with Michael and Nina, he has some issues with using color. Magenta and Black? When he sticks to muted colors and black he is amazing. His evening wear was fucking amazing.
Gillian, yawn. Her voice is [...]
Mar
6
The Blew Eyed girl. You know, one blew east, one blew west. Kady something.
Luke, the Orlando Bloom wannabe with a flare for musical theater!
Little short black girl… Aisha? Something like that. She was a good singer, but honestly all the girls suck except Brook and the Irish gal.
In a tragedy of hang nail proportions, Danny [...]
Mar
5
Ayeshia (Sp): Oh god Whitney Houston music. KILL ME NOW. Not anything good Whitney which was only the stuff on her Bodyguard Soundtrack. The rest sucked. This sucks. Karaoke…. NEXT
I think we need an audio cleansing moment after that: Adema’s The Way You Like It
Kady Malloy or whatever her name is.. The highlander song… GOD [...]
Mar
5