My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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Apr
29
Ok, I was in the bath at 630 and well… I love my jacuzzi bathtub and I have been soaking and reading and forgot about Idol… doubt i missed much. I fucking hate Neil Diamond… sorry. I ugh… Dunno who I missed but Archuletta is on… meh. I think I will just do the whole [...]
Apr
27
Al Sharption… Shut the fuck up already: I am not familiar with this case at all and from what I can get from the articles I have read the media isn’t too interested in the deaths so much as the fact it was racial and Al is threatening to close down NYC. It is tragic [...]
Apr
27
Not so much. Sorry, his stuff is sloppy of cartoonish. I get that is his shtick, but he is no Sylvia Winestock or Ron Ben Isreal. He is famous and that is cool, but still… I wouldn’t want one of his cake at the price I am sure he is charging, at my wedding. He [...]
Apr
27
I love a good Joke and this one is delightful…. === Frank: “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cooking contest. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking for directions to the Coors Light [...]
Apr
25
T-Shirt Hell has some fantastic shirts and some horribly offensive ones, even for me. That said, here are some great ones. I am soooo going to buy the Al Gore one.
Apr
25
I have made my list now I just have to bite the bullet and buy it. I might just stop in Houston and pick them up in person. This is just the latest list. Kat stopped by Penzy’s and bought me a slew of things not on this list. I love Penzeys!
Apr
25
Watching Paula Dean now. She is cooking snapper fillets. She is seasoning the shit out of it and pecan coating it. What does she say as she is basically bathing the fish in salt and pepper? “It is very important to season your food before cooking. Especially fish because it can turn out so very [...]
Apr
25
I was grocery shopping last weekend and rummaging through the frozen food section looking for breakfast sausage. You know, the frozen patties you can cook really quick in the morning. The kids love them. Ran across some chubs (heh love that word) of raw ground pork sausage. Not just any pork, Bacon and Pork Sausage. [...]
Apr
25
Ok, I simply cannot tolerate Sandra Lee of the Semi-Homemade fad. Her show on FoodTv is SHIT. Shit I tell you. I am a good cook and I am a foodie. I am a huge fan of using as many canned, prepared, etc foods and making them something amazing. I have a houseful of kids [...]
Apr
22
New stage, blah blah blah. Ryan acting like the nancy boy he is. I would like to shove that conductors baton up his urethra but he would probably like it. Why is Sayanara still there? Music of Andrew Lloyd Webber? Oh goodie! Showtunes! Ok, David Cook is hotness… Considering not a single girl on this [...]