at mailed me this article and thought I would find it interesting. i find it damn near perfection with only a few minor disagreements, but I will leave those a mystery. “Just Fucking Fuck Me, Already!”

It is a safe to click link, but it is an explicit article so be warned.

It is a plea and a PSA all rolled up into one. This broad pretty much hits the nail on the head. I will post a few highlights, but you really need to go read it, all of you. I wish I would have had this a few weeks ago doing the gender wars around Ace Of Spades HQ and Jawa Report. I am not linking to them, they are best left alone, but still, this would have been fun to toss on the fire. Also, there seems to be this whole thing going on around the blog world about Beta Males. This is apropos

She starts off gentle…

Dear Men of Craigslist,

Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.

Then she gets seriously to the point… do not continue if you do not want to read some pretty direct language, even for me.

She goes on to give some tips, most of them spot on.

OK, I know it’s scary. There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. So, I have compiled some handy tips. Don’t think of this as complaining, or as schadenfreude for the Andrea Dworkins of the world. Just some simple tips, for timid men who have forgotten what it means to fuck like men: JenNote: These are just the first few words, click the article to read them.

1. Taking charge is not bad.


2. Ohmyfuckinggod, please learn to respect the clit…


3. Yes, there are women out there who want to “make love” every time – sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact and loving kisses. Those women are not the majority. The majority like to be pounded.


4. A little roughness is nice. Do not pretend that you had no idea that some women like their hair pulled.


5. It’s OK for you to make noise. Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise.


6. Most women like dirty talk, in addition to the grunting.

She has a few more suggestions and tips, most are quite funny and true. I cannot paste them all, the stuff I quoted is pretty much straddling the line of hmm candor I have limited myself to here. I say fuck a great deal, but I do not make a habit of talking about fucking in great detail. This is a very explicit article, but still funny as hell.

Read the article (if you dare), there are no pictures or anything that will get you in trouble at work. Hell most workplaces ban craigslist.com at work anyway. I will give a NSFW or rather a NSFFH (not safe for faint hearted) warning.