1. Oprah Winfrey makes me want to break things. I was enjoying my trip to the book store until I saw her magazine with her bulldog mug on it at the check out. It totally fucked with my chi.
  2. Stupid people outnumber us 1,000:1 easily.
  3. I have gotten more combative in my dotage. If you are a smart ass clerk, salesperson, or anyone working in the service industry; prepare for war.
  4. If I have to listen to one more “True Believer” tell me how great Obama is, I might get violent.
  5. I despise gum chewing and it should be illegal.
  6. Calling Hillary Clinton a Fucking Whore is just silly. I feel certain she hasn’t been fucking anyone or anything in years. How old is Chelsae? 20something?
  7. Keith Olbermann is a cocksucking lunatic. Seriously, the man isn’t well.
  8. I like cheese.
  9. I feel certain the Hobbits are all gay.
  10. I blame my mood on that idiot with his kid on his motorcycle.
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