Ten Random and Mostly Snide Thoughts:
- Oprah Winfrey makes me want to break things. I was enjoying my trip to the book store until I saw her magazine with her bulldog mug on it at the check out. It totally fucked with my chi.
- Stupid people outnumber us 1,000:1 easily.
- I have gotten more combative in my dotage. If you are a smart ass clerk, salesperson, or anyone working in the service industry; prepare for war.
- If I have to listen to one more “True Believer” tell me how great Obama is, I might get violent.
- I despise gum chewing and it should be illegal.
- Calling Hillary Clinton a Fucking Whore is just silly. I feel certain she hasn’t been fucking anyone or anything in years. How old is Chelsae? 20something?
- Keith Olbermann is a cocksucking lunatic. Seriously, the man isn’t well.
- I like cheese.
- I feel certain the Hobbits are all gay.
- I blame my mood on that idiot with his kid on his motorcycle.
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One Response so far
April 6th, 2008
10:53 pm
Once you believe your own hype you are over. Sorry Opes.
Stupid people outnumber us SIGNIFICANTLY more than 1000:1
As I’ve gotten older I care less what others think. It’s very freeing. It’s the best part of aging.
Ack. Around here I usually only hear them on TV, but they make me angry that thhay are so ignorant of reality and so unwilling to learn.
Oh. My. Gawd. Gum is the worst. I don’t allow it in my house. One of my boys is an avid fan. I only allow him to chew it outside and throw it away in the outside garbage cans or in the toilet. Open-mouth gum smacking is the nastiest habit second only to spitting. It is one of the many reasons that I detest Britney Spears.
I believe that the closest Hill ever got to Bill’s dick is the sperm in the turkey baster.
I can’t believe that KO is still employed.
Mmmm. Cheese.
Sam was seriously carrying a torch for Frodo and only married because Frodo was too worn out to close the deal. Merry and Pippen were obviously ”kissin’ cousin” life partners.
Sorry about the Motorcycle asshole. I am astounded at the blatent stupidity.
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