Idol… I’ll Give It Another Try…

By jen

Inspirational songs:

Michael Johns singing Dream On: I love this song. First off, his pants are too tight and he has “man hips” which he cannot help, but must properly style. I dig this guy and it isn’t just the accent, though that is part of it.

The Judges: Randy says: Pretty good but had pitch problems. He needs to shut the fuck up. Paula says: Basically, Randy is full of shit and her breasts are about to explode out of her dress, oddly I didn’t know she had any. Simon says (snicker): Very good performance. Not as good as last week.

Ok, my fox affiliate just shit all over itself… * waiting waiting waiting *

So… what did you guys have for dinner? I had left over chicken chalupa stuff and I am feeling a little burpish.

Oh goodie, I have that rainbow color pattern thingie. See this is a sign. I need to stop Idol blogging. Ok, there it is… Oh yeah… I hate Ryan Seacrest.

Sayanara sings I Believe by Fantasia: ugh, it is never good when new idol wannabees sing old idol songs. Though who the hell remembers Fantasia anyway? I think I remember her singing one song well, Summertime. Other than that she sucked. Ok, I have never heard this song but it sounds like typical pop crap. NEXT… I am not a Sayanara fan and dear God she just attempted a Mariah Carey and well, I felt my bladder cramp.

Judges: Randy: Blah blah blah basically she is no Fantasia. Paula’s Breasts: Something stupid. Simon: Technically it was sung well. It lacked emotion. You aren’t Fantasia.

Jason Castro singing Somewhere Over The Rainbow: He is doing the Hawaiian version thingie. He is cute and I am still waiting for Tootie and Natalie to come out and sing with Joe. There is something wrong with ukuleles, or rather with a skinny guy playing one. It really needs a big Hawaiian guy doing it to be taken seriously. Also, Jason has beautiful teeth, kudos to his orthodontist.

Judges: Randy: Jason is back in the hunt. That was hot. Paula’s Breasts: Perfect song, loved it. Simon: Fantastic!

Kristy Cook sings Martina McBride: This is a pretty girl and a sure bet for Miss Southern State USA. All she would need is the breasts implants she has too much of a swimmer’s build to strut. I am bored… she has a lovely voice and I am underwhelmed. wtf is up with all the white pants?

Judges: Randy: Pitch moments but it was really good. Paula’s breasts: your best by far, we are heaving even more. Simon: Very good you look like a star. He wants to fuck her.

David Cook: I hate his jacket. He is this seasons’ daughtry. Yum.

Judges: Randy: Not your strongest week. Paula’s breasts and crotch: The whole package, you are it. Simon: Didn’t like it at all. Pompous. I do not care what Simon says, David is hot.

Carly singing Queen: God the wardrobe tonight! This is a very Jame’s Bond anthem arrangement. Bitch can sing, but I am not blown away. She is better than Sayanara though.

Judges: Randy: Just ok. Paula: Perfect voice, not a great connection. Simon: Look good. Unusual choice of song. Over sang it.

David Archuletta sings Angels: Great voice.  Good kid.  Yay, David.

Judges:  Randy: Hottest moment whole season.  Paula:  Fantastic  Simon: Best song choice of the night.

Brooke sings You’ve Gotta Friend: Oooh Carole King song!  She should have been at the piano on this one.  She is good but I am bored.

Judges:  Randy: Alright.  Paula: very definitive wtf?   Simon: nice.

Prediction: Sayanara goes home.  Bottom three Sayanara, Carly, probably Brooke.