Ok, Fox is singing to Jesus again. The liberals are at home getting all antsy trying to figure out if they can gracefully boycott any of the sponsors. It was better last night, but still a great song. Is it wrong i was having lustful thought when David Cook was singing?

Ok, I’m a Believer lip sync by random celebs? Ok, I could have done without that Cameron Manheim hag grabbing her tits on tv. seriously. Ok, that was stupid, but good to see Vinnie Jones. I love Vinnie.

Brooke safe and puts her foot in her mouth. David Cook with his fabulous hair are safe, thank God. David Muffaletta is safe, duh.

Jordon Sparks and Chris Brown sing No Air. I actually like this song. It grows on you. Plus, Jordan has amazing teeth. Did Ryan just say, “Good to see you, BOBBY?”

Jason Castro is safe. Miss Texas Rodeo Queen, who looks fabulous, and she is safe. Bottom three are Carly, Sayanara, Michael Johns.

Michael John’s went home… damn.  Sayanara is like The Pickler Skank….