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SweetShelly on Unabrewer Wisdom for Monday Evening…
Ok, I haven’t posted an IM chat in ages and Joe’s gift for stating the obvious and his unparalleled skills of rationalization deserve to be immortalized. Preface: Sent Joe the delightful cursing screed of Rachel Lucas about her taxes and this is what ensued…
jendiva1969 (8:19:44 PM): Rachel’s Tax Woes
Unabrewer (8:24:42 PM): I hate this already
Unabrewer (8:24:51 PM): “If it were later than 12:16 p.m. and if I had eaten anything yet today, I would take a double shot of whiskey right now.”
Unabrewer (8:24:54 PM): BULLSHIT
Unabrewer (8:25:03 PM): It’s never too early to drink
jendiva1969 (8:25:18 PM): hehehe
Unabrewer (8:25:31 PM): If having morning sex doesn’t make you a sex addict, then drinking in the morning doesn’t make you an alcoholic.
jendiva1969 (8:30:27 PM): sound logic
jendiva1969 (8:30:34 PM): i think i will quote you
jendiva1969 (8:30:40 PM): that was insightful
Unabrewer (8:30:59 PM): and ditto for masturbation: if masturbation doesn’t make you a sex addict, then drinking alone doesn’t make you an alcoholic.
Unabrewer (8:31:25 PM): And everyone is quick to say how “normal” masturbation is
Unabrewer (8:31:31 PM): so drinking alone must be perfectly natural
Unabrewer (8:32:47 PM): I only had this revelation recently, as I was drinking alone in the morning.
Unabrewer (8:33:44 PM): It’s not like I’m chugging tequila before I go to work or anything. But I bet there are people fucking or whacking off before they go to work, so in my eyes this makes me better than them.
jendiva1969 (8:34:19 PM): i am tempted to post this chat
jendiva1969 (8:34:25 PM): would this offend you?
Unabrewer (8:34:45 PM): Please, be my guest
Unabrewer (8:36:31 PM): I am the king of rationalizing shit
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