After watching this week’s episode last night, I am convinced the following criteria are needed to be selected to be on the show:

1. You have to be a smoker. Every single one of these people smoke like chimneys. Is being a chef that stressful?

2. You have to be white trash (or black, brown, etc). Nary a one of these folks can halfway speak the King’s English.

3. You can not actually cook. For the third straight week, these tards have turned everything they touch into excrement. We’re talking basic stuff too. Chicken, salmon, steaks. Basic appetizers. Basic desserts. These people flat-out suck. Give me 24 hours of practice on the recipes they have and I’d win that show hands down.

Do they simply pick morons so as to provide fodder for Ramsey? I don’t know. The show is starting to suck tho. Get us some real chefs.