New stage, blah blah blah. Ryan acting like the nancy boy he is. I would like to shove that conductors baton up his urethra but he would probably like it.

Why is Sayanara still there? Music of Andrew Lloyd Webber? Oh goodie! Showtunes!

Ok, David Cook is hotness…

Considering not a single girl on this show can sing anywhere near the realm of a Sara Brightman, ALW’s ex-wife and muse of sorts I guess.

Sayanara sings some odd showtune... Folks, we are going to be in cabaret hell. I really do not like this girl. I do not know what it is. Is she trying to channel Nell Carter? I guess she was good, meh. Hated it. Randy: best performance to date. Paula: she never makes any fucking sense. Tell me people, has she ever completed a sentence in the history of the show? Simon: Very sexy. Strong performance. WTF is up with these bitches not wearing shoes?

I think Ryan wants some frottage with the conductor.

Ugh, Jason Castro singing Memory next... shoot me now.

Is it just me, or does anyone else smile anytime they see Meatloaf on TV? I loved his music when I was a kid. While we are waiting, I priced out the new Tahoe Hybrid… HAH! 60k roughly. HAH! Estimated 5500 buck saving over the life of the car in fuel, but however much more to have the hybrid. Hmmm…

Here goes Jason and Memory: He is a total dork. Pretty eyes though. Oh God, he is going to make me cringe…. I just know it. It is never good when they start on a stool. Btw… men should never wear white shoes. Hell, people over 10 should never wear white shoes. I want to shave his head. Is he singing? I sort of zoned out there a minute… Paula is going to gush even though he is sort of sucking. Oh my goodness… is that his “O” face? Judges: Randy: vocal trainwreck. Paula: she is a mess. again, she makes no sense. Wait for it.. she says he is UNIQUE! Everyone is unique to Paula. Simon: Bad wedding singer. Not your style.

Brooke White is next. Ugh. I am no longer feelin’ Brooke.

Have I mentioned that they were filling my kid with Earth Day shit at school today? That is my tax money at work, yep. Let me take a moment and say something that is bouncing around in my head. Something that has been bouncing around for days now… I HATE SHAREPOINT 2007. /end outburst.

Was that old woman just lusting and giddy next to Ryan?

Brooke White talking about a power moment or something. Too much make up on Brooke. HOLY SHIT she stops the song and starts over! Hahahahha. Twice now she has done this? Does anyone else think our little nanny Brooke is a control freak at heart? I hate to say this, but Sayanara was at least upbeat and I am approaching the point where I start to think about cutting myself. It is a shame she stopped though, she sounds great, albeit, depressing. I think this song is You Must Love Me. I am smart that way, power of deduction. Judges: Randy: vocally tough. Paula: she is having a TIA, she blanked out. I have no idea what she is talking about. She said, “Part and Parcel” heh. Simon: You lost your groove.

Yesterday I bought some peanut brittle at Walgreens for 99cents a box. It is fabulous! For Fuck’s Sake! Commercials.

So, hubby had his second lens replacement done yesterday and for the first time in our marriage he sees me in 3d or whatever it is when you have clear vision and depth perception. I told him he could have an out if he feels he was sold a false bill of good. You know, if the size of my ass suddenly comes into focus and all. So far, he seems to be sticking around.

Let’s see what else is happening this week other than the Sharepoint insanity… Hmmm nothing. It is all sharepoint all the time. Ugh.

Ironman trailer. Mmmm Robert Downey Jr. Ewww Gwenneth Vegan Paltrow.

David Archuletta sings a girl song, Think of Me from Phantom. Am I the only person bored? When does So You Think You Can Dance start? Actually, he is singing this well. I still say he should have Rickrolled during 80’s week. I was pissed. He could so have rocked the Rickroll. That was lovely. Judges: Randy: The Bomb. Paula: Absolutely perfect. Why can’t she leave it with that? she has to say more… Simon: Pleasant, weak.

Carly is next…

You know what they need for this show? Hair Metal Week! David Archuletta singing Dirty Deed Done Dirty Cheap!

Carly singing Jesus Christ Superstar. I love this song. I saw JC Superstar with Sebastian Bach in the lead roll here at the Majestic a few years back. Was fantastic. She looks great. Finally a dress that doesn’t make me cringe. Lose the boots though… sorry. Fuck me pumps only when you weigh more 100 pounds and have a mini dress on. Judges: Randy: I want to punch him in the face when he says Yo. Definitely good. Paula: is a twat. Simon: One of my favorites of the night.

OOooo So You Think You Can Dance!

David Cook mmmmm : Singing Music of the Night. ALW is a pill. David has bedroom eyes. That is what it is, people. He is hot, but not like Daughty hot. He howeve rhas bedroom eyes and oooooo la la. Is he singing this straight? NO FUCKING WAY! Ugh. There goes the bedroom eyes. He wins. No contest. Who gives a shit what he sounds like, which by the way is not bad at all? Judges: Randy: Amazing vocal performance. Paula: fantastic. Simon: Made the most of what you were given.

Ryan tried to sing. I hate Ryan.

Brooke goes home tomorrow. Bottom three: Jason, Brooke, Carly.