Hah! You Tell ‘em Paula!
Watching Paula Dean now. She is cooking snapper fillets. She is seasoning the shit out of it and pecan coating it. What does she say as she is basically bathing the fish in salt and pepper? “It is very important to season your food before cooking. Especially fish because it can turn out so very bland.”
Take that you poser fake breasted trollop, Sandra Lee! Stick to your box cakes and fuu fuu table settings. Which reminds me, today on her “tablescape” she had a fucking chandelier laying on it’s side like it just fell off the ceiling. What a twat.
Filed under: Cooking and Food, television
3 Responses so far
April 25th, 2008
7:50 pm
Is that the cooking woman who’s head is too large for her body? Like an orange stuck on a toothpick?
April 25th, 2008
11:48 pm
Paula’s the shit, but her food’ll kill ya. What a way to go, though… Mmm pork fat! Mmm butter! Mmm heavy cream!
April 26th, 2008
5:41 pm
Faith+1: I think you are talking about Giada DeLaurentis. She has a gigantic head. Pretty girl. She has no ass and therefor my husband says she is a waste of face.
Paula does a brownie that has a pound of butter in the recipe half in the batter half in the frosting. God help me.
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