Update on Plebian’s Neutering: Vasectomy Chronicles, Unkindest Cut, A brief reprieve, Communication Problems.

Ace is talking about Flypaper Movies: My personal flypaper: Anything Bond. Original Star Wars Trilogy. Devil Wears Prada. Godfather Trilogy. The Bird Cage. Die Hard 1-3. Chronicles of Riddick.

Talk about Fashion WTF?

Barry O in Quote Version 1.0

The first thing that springs to mind? Stupid fucking cunt...

Going cook tacos, will be back in a little while.

Obama to a gathering of Jewish Leaders in Philly:

“We must not negotiate with a terrorist group intent on Israel’s destruction,” Obama said. “We should only sit down with Hamas if they renounce terrorism, recognize Israel’s right to exist, and abide by past agreements.”

Funny, I heard him the other day talking about meeting with Iranian Freakshow Almondjoyhadine without any conditions or terms. Oh yeah, AlmondJoyHadine cannot go five minutes without announcing his planned destruction of Jews and Israel… that might be an issue too.

Oh well, they will probably eat it up and vote for him anyway. Never understood how the Jewish community rationalizes voting liberals into office over and over even though it is obvious they could give a rat’s red ass about Israel.

Ok, this is just overly disturbing and apparently suicide bombers have a tent full of Goth Girls waiting for them in paradise with bottles of Boone’s Farm.

Memri TV

via: Ace

Global Warming Loon of the Day Winner is… Dr. McPherson:

Dr. McPherson has a bachelor’s degree in forest resources from the University of Idaho, a master’s degree in range science from Texas Tech University and a doctorate in range science from Texas Tech.

Not to knock Texas Tech, a fine fine university, but they should have throttled this guy. I have a dear friend who is totally into the whole save Gaia thing and he has trouble with me because I am the ultimate skeptic. I cannot help it. Anytime you have people screaming, screeching and calling wolf every five minutes it tends to dilute the message. Add it to obviously bad science and a Spokesman For Gaia who is a sanctimonious asshat who suffers from delusions of grandeur and I am not buying.

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Does Ryan only have one suit? He is looking a little Max Headroom this evening.

Mariah Carey is their mentor this week. Nice little bio about Mariah and you can actually see the exponential expansion of her breast size as her career progresses. Eh, I have no strong feelings about Mariah. Ok, she has her dog with her. Now I have strong feelings. Leave the damn dog home. She looks great though. God, who is gonna sing, “Can’t Live Without You” or “Ken Lee” as you might also know it?

David Archuletta singing something I do not know. Most of her later stuff runs together for me: He looks cute in his edgy leather jeans, spiffy tshirt and sneakers. Awww, I have the urge to feed him something. Cute boy. Amazing voice. I hate ballads. have I said that lately? Oh, btw this is some song about Miracles. He is good, the grannies and twelve year olds love him. He has an amazing voice.

Randy: You can sing anything, that was Da Bomb, baby. Paula: she looks shitfaced again. Yay! Lush Paula is my favorite. Simon: Very very good. You set the benchmark.

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Ok, I haven’t posted an IM chat in ages and Joe’s gift for stating the obvious and his unparalleled skills of rationalization deserve to be immortalized.  Preface: Sent Joe the delightful cursing screed of Rachel Lucas about her taxes and this is what ensued…

Plebian at that Daily Dollop does a bit of reverse translation for the lefties, to make them better understand why the peons are so pissed.

Imagine that GOP Presidential candidate Eustus P. Hogg III is speaking to the Upper Mudflap Rotary Convention in Mudflap, Pennsylvania, and he says the following:

“Y’all know that in some places, like San Francisco or New York, there are boys who grow up without ever learning what it means to be a real man. So they dress like metrosexuals, they drink lattes instead of coffee, they’re incompetent with basic power tools, and they get degrees in law or philosophy instead of learning a real trade that adds value to the country. It’s high time that they got their painted nails a little bit chipped by helping make this country great, don’t you think?

“I understand that being a real man cuts into the amount of time you can spend sticking stuff in your ass to find the limits of your accommodation. But I don’t think the founding fathers really valued that kind of activity.”

I particularly like how he point out anal accommodation, being it is the cornerstone of the entire left wing philosophy.

He goes on to describe the apology as well:

“I’m sorry that a whole bunch of pantywaist queerbaits got upset about my comments yesterday. I think it’s a good thing that they’re not real men, and I think it’s fine that they like to spend time grooming their eyebrows and debating Proust or whatever. Those are fine American pursuits. The whole thing is a distraction from my ‘Gun in Every House’ campaign that the out-of-touch Limousine Liberals don’t want to talk about.”

Go visit the Daily Dollop, I have been amused for about an hour or so. I highly recommend the Vasectomy Chronicles and his adventure with Dr. Nuttencutt. Pleb, I will remember your balls in my prayers.

I have nothing to add because it was all well covered by the rest of the morons. I shall do the truly uninspired thing and link it up…

Ace at his most deranged inspired:

Which is good, considering that 90% of the state doesn’t even have TV or radio, but instead relies on a slower, traditional method of communication involving carving crude “Messenger Runes” into neighbors’ foreheads and genitals.

So any breaking news is limited in speed according to how long it takes you to catch, pin, and inscribe your neighbor. Plus the limited number of onlookers who can see your message carved into him before he dies from blood loss.

It’s one of those “traditions that work” that rubes turn to when the mill closes. Obama’s not against that tradition, mind you. He finds it quaint and colorful.

Read the rest, it involves Hobos and the Dow…

Barry O down by 20 in Pennsylvania… Again… I am sure he is sitting in his hotel suite right now totally perplexed at this.  The audacity of the plebs actually being offended at his proper characterization of their quaint ways is simply baffling to him.   Keep talking Barry O, it is just getting better and better.

Hillary’s Bitterness Ad:

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And there is the whole Tony Rezko thingie… that is going to provide loads of fun too!

Four Big Problems With Barry O’s little moment…

Baldilocks has the goods too  with “It’s the WHITE church Obama is talking about”

I am enjoying this all quite a bit… not as much as Hillary I am sure, but still… a lot.

I just found this one… bitch still has it.  Shit, she looks better than she use to.  Don’t you just hate that?

2004 release Treat Me Like  A Woman

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