My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a Web Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back please. Copy Whatevah Demurejen 2008
Apr
6
It has been on all weekend. Return of the King just started and it is the part where Pippin touches the giant marble eyeball thingie. It reminded me that Hobbits are not only gay, but stupid. It just goes to show they should have pushed him down the well in Moria in the first installment.
I [...]
Apr
6
Ok, this freaked me out a little bit…
For some reason it reminds me of the Miami nightclub tribal dancing Zion nonsense in Matrix Reloaded. I kept expecting to hear Morpheus saying, “He is The One!”
Is this an ad in support of Obama or against him? It is hard to tell. I am confused.
via: Nice Deb
Apr
6
Oprah Winfrey makes me want to break things. I was enjoying my trip to the book store until I saw her magazine with her bulldog mug on it at the check out. It totally fucked with my chi.
Stupid people outnumber us 1,000:1 easily.
I have gotten more combative in my dotage. If you [...]
Apr
6
You know who you are. You are the irresponsible asshole who picked up your kid from religious education class on your crotch rocket styled motorcycle. From this point on in the article you will be referred to as Idiot Asshole.
Idiot Asshole, you picked up a beautiful, tiny little daughter probably around 7 [...]
Apr
5
You all know I hate Oprah. I find her to be beyond a narcissist. I have also come to realize over the years she epitomizes the saying, “Money doesn’t buy you happiness.” Whether it is her weight going up and down, which say what you want, we all know that yo-yo dieting [...]
Apr
5
Finally managed to get everything into a blogroll. Also, you will notice on the inside right column there is a nifty little “Moron Headlines” feed as well.
Enjoy all the Moron Bloggers have to offer!
If anyone is interested I can send you my opml for the links and headlines for your own blog. I am pulling [...]
Apr
4
The Hubby just sent this to me and I saw it a while back. I am still not sure about all of them but he makes a valid point about the OCD nature in which we try to bubble wrap our kids….
Basically his five things are:
Play with fire
Own a pocket knife
Throw a spear
Deconstruct appliances
Break [...]
Apr
4
I feel a cleansing is in order…
Mmmm the Hip thingie is just delicious.
Doesn’t that just beg you to click on it? My mouse is quivering with excitement.
Apr
4
Fri Apr 4 2008
Adobe Flex is some slick stuff and Photoshop express is free!
Apr
4