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Archive for May, 2008
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Switzer Twins Update!
Kat is in India and had a chance to see the girls. The doctors say they are doing really well and their blood work looks great. Kat sounds good and relieved as we all are. I have seen pictures and OH MY GOD they are beautiful baby girls with big honkin’ melons! That is for [...]
May
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It’s Girls!
Got a call early this morning from Kat who said, “We have twin girls!” Her surrogate went into labor last night prematurely at 31weeks and they delivered two 3lb 3oz baby girls. Kat is in the air as we speak on the 16 hour leg of her trip to meet her daughters. She tells me [...]
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Idiots, The Obamatard, and Basic Asshattery…
Idiots: We were at peace on September 11th. Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) believes that on September 11 “we were basically at peace.” Asked to clarify his remarks, specifically asking about the attacks on the U.S.S. Cole during Barack Obama campaign conference call, Kerry said, “well, we hadn’t declared war,” The Hill’s Sam Youngman reports. Asked [...]
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Funniest Thing I Have Heard All Night…
Watching the unscene footage from Housewives of New York City. Jill is trying to get her daughter to cook. She says, “You are never going to get a man if you cannot cook!” Bethany, the caterer and resident smart ass says, “All you need is a good souffle and a good blowjob is all you [...]
May
27
As Seen on TV! Gimme Gimme Gimme…
I would like to preface this by saying I have never bought a single thing off of the television. That said, as I sit here after having soaked in my jacuzzi bathtub I find myself excited by the thought of the Pancake Puff Pan! I am itching to buy one. Why? I have no fucking [...]