Idol Final Three…

By jen

In a phrase… I do not give a fuck. I might comment later, but Hellboy is on FX and calling my name.

Ok… quick and dirty:

Round 1

Archuletta: boring

Syesha: Ugh

David Cook: Yum bordering on Do Me Now

Round 2

Archuletta managed to make a Chris Brown sound like an Up with People song and he shouldn’t dance.

Syesha who looks great but she is singing Fever. Ugh. She is using a chair. Welcome to the Caberet. She is trying to channel Katherine McPhee and her Black Horse and Cherry Tree vibe… failed miserably. Send her to Broadway, she will be a star.

David a.k.a. Jennifer’s New Toy: Yes, please. Not great but then his mediocre is so much better than the other idiots Best Night Ever that it doesn’t matter.

Round 3:

Archuletta sings Longer: For the record I hate this fucking song on the level that I hate Neil Diamond songs and that fucking Lips Inc song in the 80’s called Funky Town. I need rolaides now.

Syesha: Ugh

My Love Muffin: I think I need some time alone now…

If there is any justice in the world, Syesha goes home. David Cook probably leaves knowing the way America is mental deranged.