Idol Finale

By jen

Is it just me or does Archy sound like a masculine Michael Jackson when he talks?

I wish Ryan Seacrest would fart really loudly and humiliate himself.

We are going to be in commercial hell for the next hour…

Clive Davis is a Relic…

I still haven’t found what I’m Looking For and Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On Me? Meh on the Elton John.

My hot hunk of monkey love singing the U2 song. Everyone goes on about his bedroom eyes… including me. However, he has a great mouth. I liked it, but then I like this song. Judges: Loved it.

Archy: It was nice. He can sing. Meh. Both of these guys will be stars. He is just too young to have a presence. Judges: Loved it. He is a cute kid. Obviously overwhelmed and undeniably talented. He will get the kiddies and granny vote. He will probably win. meh.

Songwriting choices David Cook sings Dream Big something or another. Is it just me or does this have a Rick Springfield feel to it? hehehe I loved Rick Springfield. Judges: Mixed. I think Simon is pulling for Archy.
Archy singing…. a fucking ballad. He is doing the hand thing. I hate the fucking hand thing. I want to open a vein. I hate depressing fucking schmaltzy ballads. Ugh. This sounds like a fucking Shania Twayne song. I am with Andrew Lloyd Webber. OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES! Judges: Loved it. Simon still pulling for David or is he trying to get people to vote for DC? All i know, Archy’s pop make Dina Lohan look like a meek creature.

David Good singing Collective Soul: The World I Know… Yum. Sorry… I need some alone time. Judges: Great and then Simon saying “Should have done Billy Jean or Hello” I kinda admire the fact he performed something he hadn’t before. Though I totally got hot when he did both Billy Jean and Hello.

Imagine:  Color me surprised.  UGH.  I HATE THIS FUCKING SONG.

Archy will win and David Cook will sell as many records as Daughtry.

Did I mention I HATE THIS SONG?