What I thought the First Black President Would Be Like…

By jen

1. A veteran


2. Intelligent and experienced


3. A man of faith


4. Moderate  to Conservative Democrat


5. Charismatic and Trustworthy

Basically I thought I would see an impressive man with gravitas who represented the very best of what this country has to offer.  I thought I would get a man who would epitomize what it means to work hard, achieve, and live a life of integrity thus making him a candidate we could all get behind because he was a good man, not a good black man.

What did I get?

1. A man who has no fucking clue about the military or military service.


2. A total fucking boob.


3. A guy who has roughly the same credentials for being POTUS as the Geek Squad Guy at Best Buy, though I would probably trust the guy driving the “geek squad beetle” more.


4. Oh I got a man of faith, alright.  Hate faith.  He might as well be a Jihad Loving Ululating Muslim at this point, the hate of America, Americans, and our way of life is roughly the same.


5. Politically he is a goddamn socialist retard who actually thinks raising taxes will make things better.  You read that folks?  We are about to elect the first candidate to run on raising taxes who actually wins.  In Barry O’s world you could get an abortion at the 7-11 but you cannot own a gun.  He will have AlmondJoy at the White House for tea and cookies.  I wonder who his Arafat will be?  Which fucking American murdering terrorist will he invite into the White House and legitimize as a world leader?  Maybe Billy Boy can help him figure out that one.  While we are at it, lets just forget about investing in stocks and the future of our nation because this cocksucking piece of shit is just going to tax our earnings to give them to someone else, someone who doesn’t bother fucking working for it.  UGH!  I will stop myself now before I get onto the Environment and really get hateful.


6. Charisma, oh how they talk about the smooth talking Barry O.  I have yet to see him.  What I see is a smarmy dilettante who has never worked a day in his life.  A man who wouldn’t know adversity if it bit him in the ass.  He is a charlatan, a  snake oil salesman,  he might as well be one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse with the damage he can do to the mind and reputation of America.  Just to go completely unhinged here how about we designate him the third horseman and no, not because he rode a  BLACK horse.  My issues with Barry O have nothing to do with his blackness.  I am a Catholic and therefor haven’t exactly been taught the bible like my protestant brethren, but wasn’t the third seal Famine?  Anyway, not gong to go all crazy apocalyptic on here, I am being theatrical.  Barry O cannot be the Third Horseman because he is a moron albeit a dangerous one.  When he fails, he will fail miserably and I just hope he doesn’t take too much of our way of life away from us.

Just for the record:  I am PMSing and I haven’t had chocolate today so this is probably all some chemically induced screed, but what the fuck?  It is all still true, though semi-hysterical.