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May
27
Watching the unscene footage from Housewives of New York City. Jill is trying to get her daughter to cook. She says, “You are never going to get a man if you cannot cook!” Bethany, the caterer and resident smart ass says, “All you need is a good souffle and a good blowjob is all you need to get a man.”
Hah!
Dan on
5 Responses so far
May 27th, 2008
8:44 pm
I’m watching this, also. They boys are at a baseball game, so I’m free to watch some juicy trash TV. The women on these shows really tickle me. Ramona is trash and has some deep-seated problems. Alex is a pretentious bore and her husband is painfully, closeted, flamingly gay.
BTW, if the blowjob is good enough, who needs the souffle? And vice-versa – I guess…
May 27th, 2008
10:56 pm
Why? Why can I not remember to watch this show?
And why am I such a failure at Captcha?
May 28th, 2008
8:34 am
To be honest even a bad one would do.
May 28th, 2008
9:05 am
I would have thought a steak rather than a souffle. For that one special day, you know.
May 28th, 2008
1:03 pm
Heh. Yeah, if the BJ is good enough the food won’t matter. Hmmmm, now that I think about it I believe I now know why I’m 20lbs overweight….
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