May

27

Funniest Thing I Have Heard All Night…

By jen

Watching the unscene footage from Housewives of New York City. Jill is trying to get her daughter to cook. She says, “You are never going to get a man if you cannot cook!” Bethany, the caterer and resident smart ass says, “All you need is a good souffle and a good blowjob is all you need to get a man.”

Hah!

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5 Responses so far

I’m watching this, also. They boys are at a baseball game, so I’m free to watch some juicy trash TV. The women on these shows really tickle me. Ramona is trash and has some deep-seated problems. Alex is a pretentious bore and her husband is painfully, closeted, flamingly gay.

BTW, if the blowjob is good enough, who needs the souffle? And vice-versa – I guess…

Why? Why can I not remember to watch this show?

And why am I such a failure at Captcha?

To be honest even a bad one would do.

I would have thought a steak rather than a souffle.  For that one special day, you know.

Heh.  Yeah, if the BJ is good enough the food won’t matter.  Hmmmm, now that I think about it I believe I now know why I’m 20lbs overweight….

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