Mother’s Day Card: Mama on My Mind
Daughter No. 1 sent me this ecard. Cute cute…
Mama on My Mind
Archive for May, 2008
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Morons on Facebook…
I have run across a few of you and added you as friends. Where the hell are the rest of you?
Click my Badge Thingie and send a friend request so I can add you!
May
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Idol… yeah whatever
Syesha just mutilated Proud Mary. Randy loved it. Paula is blathering. Simon gives a dose of reality. Bad and shrieky version of Tina Turner.
I am going to register NeuterRyanSeacrest.com
Oooo Speed Racer trailer. I think Dave is going to take the kids to see this when I am at Kat’s baby [...]
May
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Phrases That Really Piss Me Off…
“We need to open a dialog…”
You know what? The next person I hear say this I am going to open a hole in their ass the size of my foot. Open a fucking dialog with the terrorists Iran. Open a dialog with my ass, dammit. Fuck dialog. Dialog doesn’t get shit done. I [...]
May
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X-Rated Blood Suckers
I just finished a book by Mario Acevedo and was pleased. That said I have one peevish thing to say… Goddammit, I read book two before I read book one. Ugh. I hate when I do that. The trend lately is to release a slew of books in the same year from a single author. [...]
May
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Happy Anniversary to Me and Dave…
Been married one whole year today. Yeah, I got married on Cinco De Mayo. I am less likely to forget the date if it is a holiday. I am such a guy that way.
Yay us!
May
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The Saga is Complete…
For reasons that escape me I have become emotionally invested in Pleb’s neutering saga. You have to give due respect to a man willing to share his little adventures in vasectomyland. Well, I am sure it is like little. But you get my point. I am not sure why I found this so amusing, but [...]
May
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10 Rules For When I am finally acknowledged as Dictator Supreme Alpha Female of America…
I have seen a few folks playing with this meme o’ the week. I was over at doubleplusundead for his Around the sphere in 80 IQ points roundup which is one of my guilty pleasures and read through his inspired list. Inspired and well I like to see my name throw around on other [...]
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