My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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redc1c4 on Sign #3341235 That I am a Masochist: American Airlines EditionAll this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back, please and do not take the whole fucking article and my fucking picture and create a fucking category called "Rants by Jen", ok? I am all about fair use and sharing my wisdom, but shamelessly ripping my shit off wholesale and then acting like you are doing me a favor is a bitch ass move. Copyright Demurejen © 2008 until the end of fucking time, bitches
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You know who Gen. Wesley Clark reminds me of every time I see him showing his ass on TV or being an idiot? This… Gen. Warren Boutwell from Undercover Brother. Of course, Gen. Boutwell had an excuse for being a tool of The Man; he had been drugged through his fried chicken! Clark is just [...]
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28
The Menu at Casa Jen you might ask? Rajas con Crema: I add a bit of cheese into them and serve them with corn tortillas. mmmmm Compechana: Mine has a secret ingredient that makes it taste like Mi Tiera’s. Mmmm Rocio’s Pernil: Which i have never made before but it fell off the shoulder bone [...]
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Stumbling around again and landed on this list of uses for Vodka other than sedation. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol [...]
Jun
27
Heh… that line makes me laugh everytime I hear it. I am watching Blades of Glory for the bazillionth time. Why? Because it makes me laugh every fucking time. Stupid? Yes. Absurd? Yes. Love it? YES! I think Will F. is hilarious but I his movies are just hit and miss with me. Blades of [...]
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26
Via Hot Air: Get past the hilarity of that silly bitch gushign all over him and pondering frottage… Comment number 2 made me laugh aloud… They should have tried Mad Libs. Attila (Pillage Idiot) on June 26, 2008 at 10:45 PM Greatness…
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Article here Of course the Mayor of DC is an idiot, we have established that. How could he be anything else? We are talking about DC the folks who elected a crack head to office twice. What does it matter what his name is, he is an idiot by virtue of being elected by the [...]
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First off, I would like it known my husband is a God among men. Why? Because out of love and devotion to his hormonally imbalanced female he knew exactly what to do for this estrogen challanged bitch. He made brownies! Oh. My. God. Being hormonal gave me some inspiration so I slathered the tops with [...]