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15

Obama, Explained… I Finally Get It! I Am Totally Tingly As We Speak

By jen

Well, maybe my leg’s asleep because I have been sitting lotus style for about an hour… Whatever the reason, Pleb over at Daily Dollop; our recently neutered friend, has put it into simple terms for all of us nonbelievers.

His Top Four:

All you need to know about Barack Obama is that he:

Voted “Present” in the Senate but was never present in Church.

Takes spiritual, economic, and foreign policy advice from lots of people, but doesn’t know any of them very well.

Responds to unimportant distractions by having them immediately severed from his campaign.

Consorts with anti-Zionists, but is pro-Israeli himself.


Go read the rest…

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7 Responses so far

PlebianNo Gravatar
June 16th, 2008
4:28 pm

Firstly, thanks loads for the link.
Secondly, what makes you think I don’t own a lead codpiece?  But seriously, it’s aluminum foil, because I’m worried about getting lead poisining that leads to erectile dysfunction.

jenNo Gravatar
June 16th, 2008
5:46 pm

I feel we bonded through your vasectomy saga and your neurotic obsession with radium, lead, and other things that might cause erectile dysfunction is delightful.  Are you an American living abroad or just a really well adjusted European?  Whichever you are my new source of amusement so keep doing your thing.

Also, you have Jim Carey as the Mask as Pelosi.  I always thought she was the crazy preacher from Poltergiest 25 or 3 or something.

 

 

Dave in TexasNo Gravatar
June 17th, 2008
8:53 am

Plebe has a vasectomy saga too?  Hah.  The doc told me I was a one in a thousand case.  I guess he’s number 1001.

PlebianNo Gravatar
June 17th, 2008
3:52 pm

I’m exceedingly glad that you enjoy the blog.  It’s nice to know it’s appreciated!

I’m an American living abroad with my family (who are also all American), on year 5 of a three-year contract. 

Which Wifey does not find very amusing sometimes…

Faith+1No Gravatar
June 18th, 2008
6:35 am

“Plebe has a vasectomy saga too?  Hah.  The doc told me I was a one in a thousand case.  I guess he’s number 1001.”
Make that 1002.

jenNo Gravatar
June 18th, 2008
5:49 pm

are you guys talking about a failed vaz… aka my worst fucking nightmare because i have no faith in my tubal?

Pleb’s hasn’t failed it is fresh!

 

Faith+1No Gravatar
June 18th, 2008
7:33 pm

No failed here…just a saga of woe, frozen peas, swollen body parts and whining….

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