Archive for July, 2008

Jul

31

*giggle*

By jen

Because two minutes in heaven is better than one…

Jul

27

I Went Shopping… I Hate Shopping

By jen

Every now and again I have to face my demons and shop. I hate shopping. Do not confuse this with buying things, I do enjoy that a great deal, the actual shopping part I fucking hate. In the hierarchy of the Hell of Shopping a la Dante you have the following… Getting Fuel: It sucks. [...]

Jul

25

Sandra Leigh Insanity…

By jen

Ok, I watch this bitch mostly to ridicule her and hate on her. Today she outdid herself. Menu: Green Chile Soup from Mexico, Asian Five Spice Chicken for entree, Baklava for Dessert. Who the fuck eats that all together? Presume you would… would you eat her half assed versions of them? Uhmm NO. Best part? [...]

Jul

24

Thank You To The Person Who Clicked My mp3fiesta.com link!

By jen

I have credits to spend!  Yay!  You are spiffy whoever you are! I am now downloading more!  I want it all!

Jul

22

I Think I Found A Perfect Piece of Art for Over My Fireplace…

By jen

Jul

20

A PSA from DemureJen: Ten Nuggets of Wisdom

By jen

Words to Live by… Never trust birth control. Never leave a roux cooking to answer the phone. Always get your child support court ordered and garnished from his wages.  Trust, me on this one. Never stir Mexican Rice once it is covered… STOP TOUCHING IT. Swallow on the upstroke. If your complexion will let you [...]

Jul

20

Terminator Salvation and Assorted Christian Bale Goodness…

By jen

The Teaser Trailer is out and well, it is going to make a bazillion dollars next summer and Christian Bale will be officially the biggest earner in hollywood.  The following link is youtube but here is the official site link and the HD trailer is there. I haven’t seen Batman yet, will probably see that [...]

Jul

19

Generate a Barry O Quote!

By jen

I could do this all day… Generate a Barack Obama Quote! “I think it’s time we had a national conversation about Flatulence. We need to get past all the Beans and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming Cabbage. We need Beano, not Broccoli. Beano are our Bliss. And we need to [...]

Jul

19

Been Downloading Music This Afternoon…

By jen

I am a big fan of mp3fiesta.  They have gobs of music cheap.  Twenty cent songs 2 dollar cds.  Pretty good deal.  Just have to load it with like 20 bucks and start downloading.  Click here if you haven’t visited. Plus if you decide to buy it gives me free downloads if you follow that [...]

Jul

19

Plebian is in San Antonio…

By jen

Plebian, Be gentle with my city…  If you need back up, give me a call.  I have a way with people… seriously. Jen Breakfast With The Stars…