*giggle*
Because two minutes in heaven is better than one…
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Jul
27
Every now and again I have to face my demons and shop. I hate shopping. Do not confuse this with buying things, I do enjoy that a great deal, the actual shopping part I fucking hate. In the hierarchy of the Hell of Shopping a la Dante you have the following…
Getting Fuel: [...]
Jul
25
Ok, I watch this bitch mostly to ridicule her and hate on her. Today she outdid herself.
Menu: Green Chile Soup from Mexico, Asian Five Spice Chicken for entree, Baklava for Dessert.
Who the fuck eats that all together?
Presume you would… would you eat her half assed versions of them? Uhmm NO.
Best part? [...]
Jul
24
I have credits to spend! Yay! You are spiffy whoever you are!
I am now downloading more! I want it all!
Jul
22
Jul
20
Words to Live by…
Never trust birth control.
Never leave a roux cooking to answer the phone.
Always get your child support court ordered and garnished from his wages. Trust, me on this one.
Never stir Mexican Rice once it is covered… STOP TOUCHING IT.
Swallow on the upstroke.
If your complexion will let you wear red lipstick, by God wear [...]
Jul
20
The Teaser Trailer is out and well, it is going to make a bazillion dollars next summer and Christian Bale will be officially the biggest earner in hollywood. The following link is youtube but here is the official site link and the HD trailer is there.
I haven’t seen Batman yet, will probably see that when [...]
Jul
19
I could do this all day…
Generate a Barack Obama Quote!
“I think it’s time we had a national conversation about Flatulence. We need to get past all the Beans and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming Cabbage. We need Beano, not Broccoli. Beano are our Bliss. And we need to have change [...]
Jul
19
I am a big fan of mp3fiesta. They have gobs of music cheap. Twenty cent songs 2 dollar cds. Pretty good deal. Just have to load it with like 20 bucks and start downloading. Click here if you haven’t visited.
Plus if you decide to buy it gives me free downloads if you follow that link.
Today’s [...]
Jul
19
Plebian,
Be gentle with my city… If you need back up, give me a call. I have a way with people… seriously.
Jen
Breakfast With The Stars…