I Dig A Stupid Meme Every Now and Then…

By jen

via Kim du Toit:

1. How would your mother describe you in one word? Cynical or Drama.
2. What is your favorite flower? Toss up between Calla Lily and Peony
3. What is the most insane question you’ve ever been asked? Is Gigi supposed to be writing on the ceiling?  (Delivered by Daughter #2 as her baby sister was on the top bunk with a sharpie marker flat on her back making a masterpiece.)
4. What word in the language do you wish you had invented? Apoplectic because I love to say it.
5. Where would you like to live?  Big house in the Hill Country about 20 mile up the highway; pool, outdoor kitchen, wet dream master bath, viking ecstasy kitchen.  Cannot imagine living anywhere but Texas.
6. What is the first quote that comes to your mind? “You smell like aftershave and taco meat” from Blades of Glory.
7. What animal best describes the kind of woman/man who interests you? I abhor nature because it is oogy and full of bugs.  I have no animals and am not capable of making this association; I love men too much.
8. What do you miss about your childhood? I am not much of a nostalgic girl.  Childhood was good but I like being a grown up.
9. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? The Jennifer, she has a super fantastic name.  She would however consider forcing other unworthy Jennifers to change their names if she were ever to rule the world.
10. What is the main fault in your character? I am a scatterbrain.  Luckily I am a wanton hussy and that seems to mitigate flaws; or so my husband says.
11. Who is your favorite historical character? Elizabeth I
12. Describe how you kiss in one word? Hungrily and/or eagerly.  I dig snoggin’.
13. What in the world do you least desire? A Ford Taurus
14. Finish this sentence, “Happiness is a thing called …” My Jacuzzi bathtub and a husband that keeps the kids out of my hair an hour a day so i can soak.