Plebian, A Hat, and a Border Guard…
“I’m going to slip into something more comfortable,” she said as she began rearranging her clothing. I swear I saw skin.“I’m going to pull off to the side of the road for about ten minutes,” I said.
“No, you’re not.” Wifey was now largely disrobed on her torso, which in addition to captivating my interest had caused a noticeable swerve in the direction of travel of the car. “Keep your eyes on the road! I’m just taking off my bra!”
“And for my next trick I’ll shoot fire out my ass,” I said. “Not likely when you’re over there waving your ta-tas at me.”
“I am not,” and to prove it, she tossed her bra into the back seat.
Now really, what was I supposed to do? I groped her, just for good measure. HOOOONK! I almost died by semi.
“WATCH THE ROAD!” she yelled at me again.
Stay on vacation, Plebian…
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4 Responses so far
July 16th, 2008
9:53 pm
Thanks, Jen, I needed that. Got a nasty comment today that threw me a little off my game. But between you and Malor I’m back up on the horse and ready to type my next update (beyond the one I just posted, that is).
And you’ll be happy to know that I’ll be on vacation another couple of weeks.
July 16th, 2008
11:28 pm
Someone dared to get nasty about one of these posts of yours? Fuck ‘em.
July 17th, 2008
9:31 am
I’m with Jen. Fuck ‘em. Your stories are hilarious.
July 19th, 2008
9:24 pm
Where does one get a wife that like? Sign me up!
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