A PSA from DemureJen: Ten Nuggets of Wisdom

By jen

Words to Live by…

1. Never trust birth control.


2. Never leave a roux cooking to answer the phone.


3. Always get your child support court ordered and garnished from his wages.  Trust, me on this one.


4. Never stir Mexican Rice once it is covered… STOP TOUCHING IT.


5. Swallow on the upstroke.


6. If your complexion will let you wear red lipstick, by God wear it, Woman!


7. You can never have too many pairs of shoes.


8. Always have 2 cans of diced tomatoes, 2 cans of enchilada sauce (green & red), 2 cans of black beans, white rice, chicken stock, and corn tortilla chips, heavy whipping cream, shredded cheese, fresh jalapenos, and Real Bacon bits in your pantry and fridge.  You will never go hungry.


9. Never use a dull razor, suck it up and buy a new one.


10. Black or brown eye liner only.