Comments on: Sandra Leigh Insanity… http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2008/07/25/sandra-leigh-insanity Demure is Overrated! Sat, 14 Apr 2012 19:19:33 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Dave in Texas http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2008/07/25/sandra-leigh-insanity/comment-page-1#comment-1236 Dave in Texas Thu, 07 Aug 2008 03:33:05 +0000 http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/?p=533#comment-1236 <a href="http://templeofsuck.blogspot.com/2008/08/i-have-better-cleavage-than-rachael-ray.html" rel="nofollow">a related rant,</a> a related rant,

]]> By: doubleplusundead http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2008/07/25/sandra-leigh-insanity/comment-page-1#comment-1184 doubleplusundead Sat, 26 Jul 2008 05:23:16 +0000 http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/?p=533#comment-1184 I think I remember hearing that she is married to one of the bigwigs at Food Network... Sandra:  Today, I'm making wonderful rollups with pimento roll slices, stuffed with Cheez Whiz. And to complement that, a spring meat salad made of Slim Jims, Cheetos and Vienna Sausages, mixed with a few McNugget barbecue sauce containers to bring it all together, delicious!  And to drink, a bottle of Thunderbird, still in the paper bag.  Doesn't that sound yummy? And just wait till you see what irregular bargain bin leftover I bought to throw on the table! Rachel:  That sounds Yum-O!  Maybe just a little EVOO for those pimento roll rollups, and maybe some Wonderbread for that meat salad to make some delicious sammies! ...and at that's when I Elvis my TV. I think I remember hearing that she is married to one of the bigwigs at Food Network…

Sandra:  Today, I’m making wonderful rollups with pimento roll slices, stuffed with Cheez Whiz. And to complement that, a spring meat salad made of Slim Jims, Cheetos and Vienna Sausages, mixed with a few McNugget barbecue sauce containers to bring it all together, delicious!  And to drink, a bottle of Thunderbird, still in the paper bag.  Doesn’t that sound yummy? And just wait till you see what irregular bargain bin leftover I bought to throw on the table!

Rachel:  That sounds Yum-O!  Maybe just a little EVOO for those pimento roll rollups, and maybe some Wonderbread for that meat salad to make some delicious sammies!

...and at that’s when I Elvis my TV.

]]> By: jen http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2008/07/25/sandra-leigh-insanity/comment-page-1#comment-1178 jen Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:04:46 +0000 http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/?p=533#comment-1178 I want to know who Sandra blew to get this gig.  Seriously.  If i see one more damn tablescape i am going to break something.  I keep waiting for the "roadkill" themed show.  Opossum ball tar tar with a creamy red pepper sauce for appetizers, Squirrel and assorted rodent stew with a lovely wine flavored stock, to finish a nice oreo and cheetoh tort with honey and schlitz glaze.  The tablescape is pretty self explanatory...  We will call the episode Vittles with Sandy at the Cement Pond. I want to know who Sandra blew to get this gig.  Seriously.  If i see one more damn tablescape i am going to break something.  I keep waiting for the “roadkill” themed show.  Opossum ball tar tar with a creamy red pepper sauce for appetizers, Squirrel and assorted rodent stew with a lovely wine flavored stock, to finish a nice oreo and cheetoh tort with honey and schlitz glaze.  The tablescape is pretty self explanatory…  We will call the episode Vittles with Sandy at the Cement Pond.

]]> By: doubleplusundead http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2008/07/25/sandra-leigh-insanity/comment-page-1#comment-1177 doubleplusundead Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:42:01 +0000 http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/?p=533#comment-1177 Rachel Ray is the Antichrist, and Sandra Lee is her dark servant. Rachel Ray is the Antichrist, and Sandra Lee is her dark servant.

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