Well, cleavage lover too, but mostly eel.

;-)

Fancy little dildo, eh?  Perv-ette… could explain why we are friends though.

Jen dear, do you have an Asian food store nearby? You can get a whole slab of eel there, precooked with the brown sauce, in their frozen food section for about $8. You can make about 16 sushi pieces from it … just enough for one eel lover. Cut it into slices while cold, then heat them up under top brown in the toaster oven for about 2 minutes, then onto a squishy of rice. Use a little extra brown sauce to make them stick to the rice squishy.

Actually, you should probably wear a size 2 at Chico’s if not a size 1 in some things. I generally wear a size 2 (in tops) and you are smaller in stature than I. Some things are kind of “older”, but you can get some really unique, well-made things if you keep an eye for throwing together something that is “you”. I got a deep brown faux wrap dress that I wear with some four-inch stiletto stretch knee boots and a filthy-expensive ornamental belt – talk about putting the rack to it’s best use…I wore it for our anniversary when we stayed at La Cantera and dined at Kirby’s – the husband was very much appreciative.

I also wear a 38DDD. I haven’t tried an F or a G – I will try that at Cacique. I’m praying for the day I’m back down to a 36 or maybe even a 34 – gasp! Talk about not being able to find a bra that fits. I too have come to grips (so to speak) with the size of my ample rack – my husband says that he was gifted his VERY large (and beautiful) hands by God so that he might grasp the wonder that is my bosom… He’s dramatic that way. I used to hate that guys always “stared me in the tits” instead of the eyes, but you’re right – it balances my ass. I thank the fashion gods for low-rise jeans, as it makes it easier to fit a girl with a ample ass and small waist – ah the days of disco when there were actually jeans made for women with a heart-shaped rear-view.