I Feel Like I Have Taken Crazy Pills…

By jen

I remember when Kat was taking these wacky hormone shots to get her eggs popping before her baby odyssey. I remember when she had a cellphone issue before leaving for India and the bizarre insanity she bombarded the ATT folks with. Just total nuts and hilarious. Her TREO was not working. She needed a new one and didn’t have time for the mail. She went to the store and dealt with some kid who said basically she couldn’t help. Then Kat called ATT on the phone and got some gal who she told, “I am on hormones. I am insane. Literally. This is a valid defense at trial. I am legally out of my mind with estrogen. I just need a GODDAMN PHONE!”

Well, I am there. I am just staying quiet right now because a wrong look, a wrong word, or some other perceived act of annoyance could set me off, folks. I cannot go to HEB because someone might look at me or ask me the wrong question and oh lordy… produce could be bruised and bacon could fly.

The anger and the nausea are dueling for supremacy but the drill seems to be nausea all day, cranky pants at night! So this morning I was puking my lunch into the wastebasket under my desk and the evening I was telling my husband on the phone he talked too much. I feel bad for the latter. He misses me because I am fucking fabulous. Of course I am currently fabulously INSANE!

I could do something productive like clean or do laundry. Hah! I am insane, not delusional. I am hoping to have Cruella firmly gagged by the time my husband returns from DC tomorrow evening. If not, honey… sorry ahead of time. Just bring chocolate to distract the beast.