My Ovaries Are Pissed…
Well my right one is tormenting me. I have a hemorrhagic cyst, which sounds worse than it is, but it is pissing me off. Apparently it is something normal that is suppose to dissolve, which chose not to and as a result has decided to make my body think it is pregnant. Yay! Nausea, dizziness, and all the great stuff about being knocked up without, you know, a FETUS! Don’t get me wrong, I am soooo not saying it would be better to be pregnant. No no no. I have my baby, who turns five today, starting big girl school in a few weeks. Not wanting to start over.
Of course it took them two weeks to figure this out. Two weeks, blood work, and being violated by a trans-vag ultrasound wand, but we gotta get our kicks where we can, right? They put me on The Pill for a week which made me want to murder people and totally removed my normally sunny disposition and replaced it with a harpy from hell. Yeah, that’s right, I fucking said “sunny disposition.”
I have been told the new meds will make this all better in ten days… YEAH RIGHT!
Still I think it is just my ovaries getting even for my rerouting their highway to fertilization 5 years ago today!
Anyway, just fair warning cuz i am pondering some blogging today and it might get ugly…
5 Responses so far
August 7th, 2008
3:58 pm
runs screaming
August 7th, 2008
9:31 pm
hide the whiskey
August 8th, 2008
8:36 am
unloads firearms
August 8th, 2008
10:55 am
Hey Jen!
Sorry to hear you are having health issues. The spousal unit is a PCOS patient, so while I have no idea what you are going through, I am familiar with how this kind of thing can affect a person. We hope the meds help – ahead of schedule and you are feeling better soon.
Have a great day and –
YAY TEXAS!
Jethro
August 10th, 2008
11:14 pm
I don’t even have an excuse for my bitchitude. At least that the Endocrinologist can seem to fix with a long parade of hormones and drugs. The last time I was there I told him that he’s tried valiantly to help me, but it is becoming alarmingly apparent that I’m just a bitch, plain and simple. He chuckled and gave me another Rx. Yeah, still a bitch – no effect. Luckily my husband finds “happy, peppy people” to be unbearable, so loves me and all the excitement I add to his life. I have an idea your husband feels the same way. Heh. Ironically, while pregnant I was probably the most calm and “normal” as I’ve ever been. Also, fertility drugs had almost no negative effect on me. I guess there’s a cap to the bitchiness scale and I was already hovering at right about max.
Hope your “sunny disposition” returns soon!
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