Michael Phelps Has The World’s Best Hip Thingie…

He’s amazing, but the more I watch him, the less impressed I am – I mean he is a machine, a robot. His eyes are mostly dead. The only time he seems to be excited is with the team relays. He just beat a world record (again) and instead of looking happy and excited, he looked pissed that he didn’t beat the record by the number of seconds that he had as his goal. Yeah, dude, sucks to be you. All he does is eat and swim and sleep. His story is just dull. I’m much more impressed with someone like Dara Torres that is 41 and has a life (w/kid) that she balances and still kicks ass and needs a massage after she’s done because she hurts – just like us other “over 40’s”.

Anyway, Phelps really does have some spectacular hip thingies – a lot of those swimmers do. Fabulous bodies. They are all kinda “hunchy” though. Phelps parents must have spent all of his orthodontia money on swim team and a pool, because they didn’t put any into his mouth. He’s a classic “butterface”. (Yes, I know it’s a term used for women, but it applies here.)