We Are Running With a Theme Tonight… “Inapropriate Content”
Name That Vajayjay: 40 Words For Every Situation
Ever find yourself wondering what to call your twat when you are in mixed company? Well if so, here is a nice guide for you. Absurd… hilarious… carry on.
Some highlights: Different words for different situations.
In The Midst Of Ecstatic Love-Making With Your Sexual Partner:
- Snatch
- Kitty
- Junk
- Yoni
- Punani
I for one have never uttered any of these words in the throws of anything other than hilarity. Yoni? I thought that was a greek guy with a keyboard and bad hair.
If You’re Writing The Next Great American Romance Novel:
- Dew-flaps
- Quim
- Rosebud
- Sugar Basin
- Love Tunnel
- Lady Flower
- Bower of Bliss
- Oracle
- Nonny-no
- Gentleman’s Pleasure Garden
Dew Flaps? Hahahahaha really… hahahahha. I am so going to use that one soon. Bower of bliss? Sugar Basin? Oh shit… I need to stop or I am going to pee in my pants. Boy I bet a few Oracle DBA’s I know would really get a kick out of this list. Oh wait, that gives “consult the oracle” a whole knew meaning, doesn’t it?
Funny shit… I want to read the “40 words for Man Meat” edition.
Filed under: jackassery, mindless fun
3 Responses so far
August 17th, 2008
7:33 pm
the goodies?
I’m a moron.
August 17th, 2008
7:45 pm
Heh the goodies… that insinuates more than one.
The Goodness might be more apropos… maybe?
August 17th, 2008
9:45 pm
if you insist
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