We Are Running With a Theme Tonight… “Inapropriate Content”

By jen

Name That Vajayjay: 40 Words For Every Situation

Ever find yourself wondering what to call your twat when you are in mixed company?  Well if so, here is a nice guide for you.  Absurd… hilarious… carry on.

Some highlights:  Different words for different situations.

In The Midst Of Ecstatic Love-Making With Your Sexual Partner:

• Snatch


• Kitty


• Junk


• Yoni


• Punani

I for one have never uttered any of these words in the throws of anything other than hilarity.  Yoni?  I thought that was a greek guy with a keyboard and bad hair.

If You’re Writing The Next Great American Romance Novel:

• Dew-flaps


• Quim


• Rosebud


• Sugar Basin


• Love Tunnel


• Lady Flower


• Bower of Bliss


• Oracle


• Nonny-no


• Gentleman’s Pleasure Garden

Dew Flaps?  Hahahahaha really… hahahahha.  I am so going to use that one soon.  Bower of bliss?  Sugar Basin?  Oh shit… I need to stop or I am going to pee in my pants.  Boy I bet a few Oracle DBA’s I know would really get a kick out of this list.  Oh wait, that gives “consult the oracle” a whole knew meaning, doesn’t it?

Funny shit…  I want to read the “40 words for Man Meat” edition.