Apparently a Swollen Hoo-ha isn’t Always a Bad Thing…

By jen

8 Monumental Sexual Experiences You Must Have…

The 8 experiences are no brainers, but this struck me as funny: Honey, I’m Home Sex…

Honey-I’m-Home Sex

Why it’s monumental: If you haven’t eaten all day, you pig out at dinner. Same with sex. If you’re attached, a business trip equals massive sexual deprivation. It means the closest thing you’re getting to regular sex is the midnight showing of the hotel’s $14.99 adult movie. (Note: Titles do not appear on your bill.) So when you reach home, the deprivation turns into sexual gorging. “You usually find that this is the most romantic sex, because it starts out with long, luscious kisses that really get the juices flowing,” says Ava Cadell, Ph.D., a California sexologist and author of Stock Market Orgasm.

Have it tonight: You can simulate this kind of passion—whether you’ve been away for 8 days or 8 minutes—by giving her this kind of kiss, and in this order.

Kiss her face all over—lightly.

Lick the outside of her lips.

Kiss her bottom lip. “There’s a correlation between a woman’s bottom lip and her vagina. Sucking gently on her lip will make her vagina swell,” Cadell says.

Gently suck her tongue. Cadell says, “I call kissing facial intercourse—it’s really erotic.”

I am a huge fan of snoggin’ in general.  I call the highlighted text above the “Lip Thingie”... not to be confused with the Hip Thingie; though getting the Lip Thingie from a man with Hip Thingie is pretty good.  According to Men’s Health, obviously a mag of scientific fame /snark… I enjoy this cuz it makes my hoo-ha swell.  I am just going to leave it at that.

Demure as always…