Some Obvious Election Observations Cuz It’s What I Do…

By jen

1. The Left proves once again they have no idea what America thinks about wimps by nominating Obama.  Honestly I feel this is why Hillary never had a chance.  Has nothing to do with her polarizing America, it has to do with her scaring the liberal elite who run her party.  This is further proven by the fact she got more citizen’s votes (depending on how you count them, that whole caucus thing is just confusing) than Barry-O.  America people do not like pussy men, period.  The average American (not the poncey libs in their urban strongholds) like strong personality and ballsy attitude.  Perhaps if there existed a single high ranking Democrat with a set of nuts this would appear obvious after Mondale, Dukakis, Gore, and Kerry.  I think they confuse insanity and diarrhea of the mouth with balls.
   


2. Sarah Palin is The Shit.
   


3. Oprah is a joke and in the final throws of carbohydrate dementia.  This cunt actually sees no downside to alienating the vast majority of her audience by not having Sarah Palin on her show. She feels totally justified in not getting political.  Of course this is after she endorsed that Obamagina. I get why she endorsed him.  She needed a feminine Messiah for her religion and since she has no vagina of her own she needed to get one.


4. While the Republican Convention might have appeared more subdued (due mostly to the fact the folks at the RNC were human and sane as opposed to their DNC counterparts…), I feel pretty confident in saying the people smelled better than this does (thanks Alice_H), the support staff of cooks, maids, drivers, and security were treated like humans not peons, and they didn’t leave a dumptruck full of discarded flags sitting in a garbage pile.


5. Heart the Once Was Huge But Not Really rockband from the 70’s and 80’s was a little cranky with the playing of Barracuda at the end of the RNC convention.  In typical celebrity fashion they do not want to be associated with The Right.  You would think since it has been like 30 years since their last hit I bet their agent is just wishing they were associated with anything at all.  You would think this would make Ann and Nancy happy, someone remembering who the hell they are and all, but no… The comments are funny and this one made me laugh aloud… Okay I know who they are now? I thought the big one died choking on a hoagie. Glad to see she’s still kicking! I like one of their songs but can’t remember the name and I remember the one song when the woman can’t have a baby and tricks some guy into knocking her up and passes the baby off as her husbands. What was the name of that song?

   Mama Cass confused with Ann Wilson is funny. And for the record, the song is All I Wanna Do is Make Love To You. Just sayin…



6. Have I mentioned Obama is a Bitch?
   

   I love this clip for some reason.  It is either his remarkable speach patterns which at times are akin to Porky Pig with all the stumbling or just the general sandy twat whine he gets when he doesn’t know how to explain a woman who has a bigger sack than he does.  This all makes me giggle.



7. Maureen Dowd is still in the throws of menopause and should seek some sort of elixer other than her standard single malt scotch embibed from the bottle.  Bitter bitter bitter… but at least she has proclaimed Obama/Biden dead in the water.  Of course she was hating on Hillary like a typical lib a few weeks back, but with doom looming over the horizon she is back on the Hill/Bill train.


8. Did I mention Sarah Palin is The Shit?
   


9. A word about John McCain:  While he is not my favorite politician and I disagree with him on a vast number of things.  It is still pretty amazing and humbling to hear his story and it seems a whole lotta folks wanted to listen to what he had to say…