For fuck’s sake… Kids are being irresponsible and having sex, let’s teach them how to be parents in High School! Let’s bring in some young moms and dads to talk about their experience. I am guessing the free condoms in high school isn’t doing the trick so let’s spend millions and teach them all about the realities of parenting. Fuck you.
SAN ANTONIO – Millions of your tax dollars are spent on caring for teen mothers and their children. Now the state is taking steps to prevent those pregnancies. A parenting class is now mandatory for all high school students.
It’s now state law—every district is required to teach father involvement, legal realities of child support, and healthy relationship skills. Mom Yolanda Perez is happy to hear the state is stepping up to help educate her teenage daughter about the reality of parenting.
“Teaching your children early on—maybe that will help them stop and think—hopefully that will,” says Perez.
Ok, let me state a few obvious points, because that is what I fucking do.
1. Kids fuck because it feels good and they are fundamentally retarded from hormones.
2. Kids fuck without condoms and birth control because they are wreckless, idiotic, children with no sense of consequences to their actions and are fundamentally retarded from hormones. More now than ever before.
Getting pregnant in high school use to be a source of shame or at least embarrasment. Now it is a goddamn badge of fucked up honor. Like having a pair of Seven for Mankind Jeans or a Dooney & Burke purse. Little accessories for the teenager who has everything.
3. Ms. Perez mentioned above thinks teaching kids early on will maybe make them stop and think. Early on is not in high school, sweetie. Sorry.
I am not against sex education. I think kids should have information and many parents fall down on that job, but many parents are idiots and there is no amount of state funded and mandatory education that is going to fix the fact we are fundementally a fucked up society when it is totally acceptible to fuck like minks in jr. high.
No doubt Jamie Lynn Spears and Bristol Palin would have thought differently if they had this class in high school! Fucking stupid logic. First off, Lynn Spears is a twisted sick woman who has whored out her children since they were old enough to toddle into Disney/Nickelodeon studios and start making mama some money. No amount of education could have saved either of her kids.
Second, trust me when I tell you, Bristol Palin has had plenty of parenting classes right at home. You want me to believe she didn’t know what it meant to have children. As the older daughter I assure you she has changed a lot of diapers and done her share of baby sitting especially with the number of kids in the Palin family and just from what you see of how they all interact with each other. That didn’t stop young Bristol, like most teens, from having sex. At least Bristol stands a good chance of making a good mom because she has a family who loves her and she knows how to feed and clean a child at the very least.
From the Texas AG website…
- How does p.a.p.a. teach these things?
p.a.p.a. is not a lecture-driven curriculum. It is designed to be interactive, with teachers leading group discussions and activities that engage students while educating them. Students have an opportunity to hear young people tell their own stories about how their lives changed when they found out they were going to have children, how they face the challenges of teen parenthood, and what they would do differently if they could. A student workbook full of introspective exercises helps students apply the lessons to their own lives. Individual or group research projects give students an opportunity to learn more about specific topics.
I know that every girl who got knocked up in my oldest daughter’s class still managed to go to prom, homecoming, and every other damn thing they wanted to do. I mean why should a baby put a crimp in their social life? The reality is granny and granddad end up raising these kids and the teens go on with life as though nothing happened, sort of like having your tonsils out. No fucking consequences!
I will tell you right the fuck now… If any of my girls get knocked up there will be no homecomings, no proms, no anything other than homework, and baby work. Welcome to the world of parenting, sweetheart. You should have thought about prom and going to the mall and parties with your girlfriends before you decided to be a dumbass and have unprotected sex!
The schools are failing miserably at teaching math and reading and I am suppose to trust them to teach my kids about parenting? Are you fucking kidding me? They are going to put some pair of dumb ass kids up in front of them like the old “Scared Straight” shit in the 80s and what? This is going to help? Teens are teaching my teens about being a responsible parent? I wouldn’t trust these kids to drive my car and the state thinks they are qualified to teach my girls how to be moms? This whole fucking government in my business shit, frosts my cookies. My girls are so going to private school soon. I am so not feeling Demure…