Well That Changes My Mind…

By jen

The World Wants Obama As President!

All 22 countries covered in the poll would prefer to see Senator Obama elected US president ahead of Republican John McCain.

In 17 of the 22 nations, people expect relations between the US and the rest of the world to improve if Senator Obama wins.

More than 22,000 people were questioned by pollster GlobeScan in countries ranging from Australia to India and across Africa, Europe and South America.

I know that I base all my serious decision making on what a bunch of third worlders, EuroAsshats, and leftist dictator lead countries think.  Shit…  I need to change my whole attitude now.

/end nauseating sarcasm…

“Large numbers of people around the world clearly like what Barack Obama represents,” GlobeScan chairman Doug Miller said.

Large numbers of people around the world are fucking idiots.  Large number of fucking people think the UN is honorable organization.  Large number of fucknuts around the world thing there is no such thing as terrorism, it is just disgruntled ethnics who need a fucking hug.  Large numbers of people around the world wouldn’t know who Barak Obama is if he didn’t campaign in places where people cannot actually vote for him.  Finally, large numbers of people need to be culled from the freakin’ herd.

The countries most optimistic that an Obama presidency would improve relations were America’s NATO allies, including Australia (62 per cent).

Oh I bet he would.  He has such amazing knowledge about the way Alliances and organizations work.  We are talking about a guy who called for the UN security council to pass a resolution against Russia calling for the immediate end of conflict seemingly unaware Russia has a freakin Veto on the UN security council.  I am sure NATO allies LOVE the idea of this boob in the White House.

A similar BBC/Globescan poll conducted ahead of the 2004 U.S presidential election found that, of 35 countries polled, 30 would have preferred to see Democratic nominee John Kerry, rather than the incumbent George Bush, who was elected.

Yes, we have established that global opinion leans toward sniveling twatlike males in power.  There is a reason for that.  They are all pussies.

A total of 23,531 people in Australia, Brazil, Canada, China, Egypt, France, Germany, India, Indonesia, Italy, Kenya, Lebanon, Mexico, Nigeria, Panama, the Philippines, Poland, Russia, Singapore, Turkey, the UAE, Britain and the United States were interviewed face-to-face or by telephone in July and August 2008 for the poll.

I think they just called everyone on Obama’s mailing list in Chicago and a few bodega owners in the Bronx.  We are the melting pot blah blah whatever.  Hell I could get a good global opinion poll done at McDonald’s on any given saturday.