Big Bang Best Not Fuck Shit Up…
So the world didn’t end… yet. I promise you right now. If this shit start causing the earth to die and shit like the doomsday guys say I am going to be really pissed. I plan on being in my dream house next year. I plan on finally being able to say “I do not worry about paying my bills!” and I plan on being a goddamn Housewife of Texas when the Bravo guys get smart and realize we are all funny and entertaining down here. If the earth sudden decides to go quasar or whatever the phrase is, I am going to go to the UK and yank off that scientists balls and choke him on them. I deserve to be wealthy and coddled dammit! No freakin’ brit is going to fuck that up for me without paying a price. If we all die, I will make sure the source of the problem meets his maker sans balls. I will do that for humanity and to right the wrong with regard to all the shoes I could have bought but didn’t get to!
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September 10th, 2008
3:26 pm
That reads like an Onion satire. Is that for real? Kinda risky, don’t you think?
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